Tze Ming Mok 莫志明: Aahahahaha I'm going to Ali Wong tomorrow night - just checked her insta and she has already joined the ranks of NZ's greatest Asian stereotypes by travelling with an elderly Asian lady trying to smuggle prohibited food items into the country. How can we not embrace her.

Aahahahaha I'm going to Ali Wong tomorrow night - just checked her insta and she has already joined the ranks of NZ's greatest Asian stereotypes by travelling with an elderly Asian lady trying to smuggle prohibited food items into the country. How can we not embrace her.

My greatest smuggle-in was during the 90s, I brought in pork floss and said it was fish floss, the customs person was like wtf you people turn animals into floss wtf wtf how does that even work

A north shore aunty I know brought in a whole pandan plant in her pocket one time, she shoulda gone to jail for real

A dumpling hidden in her sock …

I once managed a whole smoked squid. It was still extremely squid shaped. To this day, I don’t know why my mother wanted it so much

Seafood is ok though!

Mmm forbidden dumpling

The timing and delivery of the Aaron Chen bit is so good and accurate

youtu.be/w0mIPtaRGvI?... if you haven't seen it

Aaron Chen says never fill out customs forms for strangers | Melbourne International Comedy Festivalyoutu.be Aaron Chen tells you why you should never fill out customs forms for strangers. #MICFSubscribe now: http://ab.co/subscribe___________________________________...

I also LOVE this bit

“They might find it under the milk and meat” was perfect

That's brilliant. Recently adjacent to an elderly South Asian couple from the UK as they were trying to fill out their NZ biosecurity form for arrival in Wellington, and there were quite a lot of similarities...

YESSSSS

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