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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 1 hr
British politics is the absolute stupidest thing in the world and I love it.
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Renaissance art.
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getnorthern @getnorthern.bsky.social · 20 hr
I haven't done this. I didn't need to - HE JUST WALKED PASSED MY HOUSE, SO I OFFERED IN PERSON!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying! DAY MADE!!! 😆
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I’m considering emailing David Rutley, my current Tory MP, for the final time, and offering to help him brush up his CV.
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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social · a day
This made me laugh (again) 🥬
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Aotearoa Covid Action @covidactionnz.bsky.social · a day
2/5 Following requests from Ministers Reti and Seymour to 'simplify' health messaging, it was decided to water down the definition of being sick to improve attendance stats.
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John Kennedy @micefearboggis.bsky.social · 2 days
When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.
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Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social · 2 days
[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika
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🌈Aleigh Mac 🏳️‍🌈 💖💜💙 @aleighmac.bsky.social · 2 days
Look at the little guy I found at an antique store on vacation.
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Tom Axe @tomaxe.bsky.social · 3 days
GeNDeR cRiTIcal Compact Magazine Editor Nina Power sued someone for calling her a fascist, she lost and had to pay court costs, and in discovery a ton of evidence that she is indeed a fascist were made public. luketurner.com/Nina_Power/
Nina Powerluketurner.com Nina Power has lost the High Court libel claim that she and Daniel 'DC' Miller brought against me. In the ruling, the judge described their conduct as an aggressive course of bullying with the whiff o...
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 4 days
In other words:
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THE sentence of the day: A Macronist incumbent in the Marseille region came in 3rd in her seat. She just dropped out to support the left. She said, about why she's maneuvering to block the far-right: "Defeats happen, but you can never recover from dishonor."
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 3 days
Vladimir Nabokov: ok this is the story of the guy who raised his own child bride Piers Anthony: why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave
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Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 3 days
If the American Revolution had failed, the states would have ended slavery decades earlier and the head of state would be bound by acts of Parliament
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 3 days
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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 4 days
Some say the wind isn’t a reliable source of energy in New Zealand. The wind:
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 4 days
March 23 1933, the Enabling Act becomes law in Germany, giving the chief executive power enforce his own laws without checks and balances. The passing of the Act marked the formal transition from democratic republic to totalitarian dictatorship. 6 months later, it was a 1 party state.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 3 days
I found bugs
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5 days
pigeons gather in scores
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Shitty Camera Challenge @shittychallenge.bsky.social · 8 days
WELCOME BACK FROM THE DEAD, The #ShittyCameraChallenge Returns from July 1st - August 31st. Bring your own SPF (Summer Photography Failure/FUN) get out & make some arts or farts using Shitty Cameras, don't take it too seriously. Also, everyone that doesn't win will be "DELT WITH"
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CindyLou @cindynorth1.bsky.social · 4 days
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Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 4 days
Nabokov described Humbert as "a vain and cruel wretch who manages to appear 'touching'" JK Rowling: “it me!”
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JK Rowling, Terf author famous for writing about underage children, thinks LOLITA is a "Tragic love story" Not only is she a hateful bitch, she's a STUPID, hateful bitch.
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Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 4 days
saturation.social/@clive/11270...
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Charlotte Ariel Finn @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 5 days
Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.
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Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 5 days
Winter walkies
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Reader of Entrails @haruspex.bsky.social · 5 days
According to the USDA nutritional database, (which is absolutely the source I used for this particularly evocative metaphor), Velveeta has a similar protein/fat ratio as brain, just less water.
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D Jukic @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 5 days
“While the numbers of reported burglaries, robberies and drug offences are slowly trending down, white-collar crimes like fraud and scams are rising. McKinnel says this trend isn’t reflected in the media or in society’s opinions.”
TVNZ’s new documentary wants to challenge our idea of what a criminal looks likethespinoff.co.nz Crime: Need vs Greed investigates the true cost of white collar crime.
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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 6 days
Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
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Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 6 days
Once more I am reminded that Canonical's entire existence is owed to the question "what would I give for a version of Debian where the installer isn't a complete pile of pigshit?"
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Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 6 days
New Zealand has a right wing terrorism problem. Not least of which is that the deputy PM is supporting them from Parliament
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The former mayor of Nelson experienced a home invasion from a Sovereign Citizen who claimed that house was his now "by decree" and it was where the "missing children" of Nelson were being hidden www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/former-ne...
Former mayor confronts nail gun-wielding intruder trying to 'claim' her housewww.nzherald.co.nz 'He was screaming and ranting at me, and I just thought, ‘I have to protect myself''.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 7 days
Mme. Punaise
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Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 7 days
Now I have Big Train Envy www.arte.tv/en/videos/10...
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Cinderella Mechanicus @hroethgar.bsky.social · 7 days
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Miscellaneous Films 6rodger.donaldson.gen.nz Once, a foolish man thought “hey I’ll just put my notes about films into short chunks and update them perdiodically, then I’ll have my memory log of films much more up to date as I watch them” and well yes let’s see how that works out. “Not very well” is the answer.