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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social Β· 15 days
We need to talk. You said you love me with the intensity of a 1000 suns. But to be honest, I only love you with the heat of roughly 863 suns. Sorry it didn’t work out.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social Β· 15 days
Society isn’t ready for a mixed-sun relationship.
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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social Β· 15 days
Solar taboos are tough to overcome.
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geist @geistx.bsky.social Β· 15 days
*goes supernova *
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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social Β· 15 days
*slathers on SPF 50*
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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social Β· 14 days
We need to talk - the 4 most dangerous words in the world - except for β€œWho’s bra is this” ?
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πŸŒŠπŸ””πŸŒŠlive hamΓ‘s @cathoderaygun.bsky.social Β· 15 days
"i was being hyperbolic" sorry, i don't date liars
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bud (with a lower case b) @gotsomebluebud.bsky.social Β· 14 days
Whose counting?
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πŸ‘‘ TalπŸ‘€la SwπŸ‘€n Batsonℒ️ πŸ¦‹πŸ€˜πŸ» @talulapi.bsky.social Β· 14 days
πŸ’”
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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social Β· 14 days
Nah, not you, T. You get the full 1000.
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πŸ‘‘ TalπŸ‘€la SwπŸ‘€n Batsonℒ️ πŸ¦‹πŸ€˜πŸ» @talulapi.bsky.social Β· 14 days
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ β˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈ
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David Emmett @motomatters.bsky.social Β· 15 days
The perils of sunflation
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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social Β· 15 days
Right? Helionomics is a failure