btw that’s a second majority in two elections for a party promising a net zero target so i am obviously looking forward to three articles in the telegraph every single week about how “no-one voted for net zero”
It’s very nice of Keir to invite me to join the government but I do not want to do that. That’s sort of why I voted for someone else to go and sit in Westminster for me.
my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail
just realised that one of many problems with starmer is that when i think of holborn i can’t actually picture any residences, which makes me think he’s been elected by the staff of about eighteen different prets and five wasabis
remember: despite the exit poll coming out at ten tonight, you actually have until rishi sunak goes to buckingham palace to resign, at approx. 11am, to have your last wank under a tory government
Complete third eye vision: Irene Adler explaining the tenets of polyamory to Sherlock Holmes who puffs on his pipe and says it is logical coherent, evolutionary sound and socially verified among many cultures of the world. Watson is sputtering and aghast.
