VanVelding

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I sometimes make things on the internet.

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King of the Vagabonds 🇹🇼

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King of the Vagabonds 🇹🇼

In the last episode of The Boys, they should have Ant Man go up Homelander's ass and explode him from inside.

I didn't go to USSS school, but that's what *I* was thinking. My alternative was the "wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man" stratagem.

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VanVelding

"Canceled" is when you only get one Emmy nomination:

There's marketing and then there's MARKETING.

Reporters can only speculate. I knew the perverts would give us a quick answer.

If only there was SOME way to have known Texas' power grid was mismanaged before now.

*Me looking at my bank account balance while the other Battletech fans are getting their cool new Mercenaries Kickstarter stuff in the mail.*

Talking about org charts with the guys and found this:

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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

We should just keep jokes as jokes. The GOP should not look at funny lil' comics from the internet and pin them to their fucked up vision board.

Mouse problem solved?

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VanVelding

Maybe asking folks to source memes is weird. We know these high-volume posters didn't think of that .png. They're meme flippers is what they are. Take the banged-up memes, give them the luster of a big account and bam! Successful meme! They flip the memes!

I haven't read the RFK Jr. news, but I'm less concerned by a guy going to country where they eat dogs and eating a dog. Broaden your horizons. I'm more interested in a presidential candidate saying, he's got "so many skeletons in my closet." Why would you say that?!

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VanVelding

I had thought that expanding the Supreme Court was a radical move. One that's failed in other countries and risks escalation, especially if it gets filibustered in the senate, uncorking the bottle without actually succeeding. But damn:

Well, just the presidents that administrate legally. If you want to delegitimize governing, make enforcing the law illegal.

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John Rogers

Our institutions are prepared for this.

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VanVelding

This dude suuucks.

oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...

Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!

The Boys: "We don't know how to kill Neumann. We've tried guns and acid and we're out of ideas. We may have to accept that she's invulnerable." Me:

I was wondering if this already existed and it did.

For the same reason that #Project2025 wants to criminalize pornography; it's about dictating punishment for any sexual act they don't approve of. It's about making women risk pregnancy to have sex. It's about arresting guys for masturbating to pornography. It's about erasing gay and trans folks.

I say a lot of shit about The Boys--more than any other show I don't actually watch--but don't think I don't see you, Colby Minifie.

Netanyahu talks like he's giving the US billions of dollars in critical security aid instead of influence campaigns that we're subsidizing.

Look, Russia can suck shit, but you are describing a War Summit.

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VanVelding

Of course him. He's hilarious.