VanVelding

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Me: Okay. So Boimler from Lower Decks is also Superman... CIA Interrogator: No one cares-- Me: And he's also Hughie from The Boys??? CIA Interrogator: Again, about the nuclear-- Me: Is he single? Is he gay? CIA Interrogator: I still have the jumper cables... Me: WHO IS HIS AGENT?!

I mean to tune in at 7PM, but...is he still talking?

This feed is looping. Aight. www.youtube.com/live/MAZeiD2...

LIVE: President Joe Biden press conferencewww.youtube.com President Joe Biden is holding a press conference on Thursday at 7 p.m. CT. You can watch it live here.

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I can neither confirm nor deny.

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G. Gordon Liddy placing a furious call to Amelia Bedelia

Kellyanne Conway called her "inarticulate and lazy" and JD Vance said she'd spent the last 20 years "cashing government checks." There's literally nothing new in the racism, it's all shit she and every other Black person in America has already seen and knows how to beat.

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Best line today "JD Vance has no conviction, His running mate has 34." 😂

Had a dream last night that every time you did something on Twitter, it played an audio clip of Elon Musk blandly responding to that action. Logged off and heard him say, "Don't go, bro."

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President Venn Diagram xkcd.com/2962

Unless he just resigns, which was an obvious third option. Much of that time was obviously spent arranging the shift to Kamala Harris, unlike my assumption that it was time wasted handwringing. More fool, me.

Only half kidding. Biden/Harris won in 2020 & again in the 2024 primaries. If Biden isn't fit, Amendment 25 his ass and move up Harris. Otherwise, the only pretext to remove him is that he might lose. Doing that is undemocratic & the exact thing MAGAts accuse Dems of doing: stealing an election

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Hot Topic/Box Lunch "This is Fine" merch seems to be online now! I think they will be exclusives on there first, then possibly pushed to stores if the powers that be are happy with it. Here is a public Patreon post with the relevant links for ya: www.patreon.com/posts/hot-to...

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"She’s been rambling about all kinds of nonsense, and she keeps calling everyone “buster.” No, Madam Vice President, I’m not your stepson, and I’m not here to take you back to California."

Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Nightwww.theonion.com WASHINGTON—Arriving for a campaign strategy session with the vice president and staring in disbelief at her frail, hunched-over form, top Democratic Party officials reportedly began panicking Monday a...

Can you imagine how much money they're going to make by not releasing any games? variety.com/2024/gaming/...

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So lucky I looked up what a palantir was last week.

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Dead or Alive, you're listening to this podcast. Today's episode... Robocop! www.watchersoftomorrow.com

Watchers of Tomorrow | Dr. Izixs and Gepwinwww.watchersoftomorrow.com Gepwin and Dr. Izixs go on a journey through the world of science fiction TV and film. Going episode by episode!

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Eviscerate that criminal on the debate stage from asshole to toupée, Madam Soon-to-Be-President. We got you.

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Biden endorses Harris.

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*pinches nose* What if folks began a "stop the steal" push, flooding the web with memes of Nancy Pelosi and Peter Thiel and Aaron Sorkin stealing Democratic Primary Polling Boxes and accusing them of picking a corpo appointee to replace Biden? Y'know, bring the whirlwind before they start sowing?

With the added bonus of "they stole their own election" becoming a meme.

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NYT Op-Ed: “Guillermo del Toro: Have the Democrats Considered Nominating Doug Jones in Some Sort of Elaborate Costume?”

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Several possibilities, but the two most prominent: 1) Spot is a hyperintelligent, transgender cat, much like Tendi's Dog. 2) Spot dies a LOT and the crew rolls with it.

I guess Star Trek: Picard canonizes the first one.

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"Stupid, dumb, idiot average American voters aren't smart enough to reject Trump. We can't convince those dumb-dumbs with our intelligent, cool words. Let's run an awful cancer that those drooling morons would like." Post-debate crisis has always been driven by anxiety over public reaction, imho.

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Don’t click the Aaron Sorkin nonsense. Every click encourages them to publish more of it.

Dreamt last night we were trying tp negotiate peace with the Ewoks. After we cooled tensions, I invited them to my son's terrible standup set. They were angry at the noise of our last diplomatic overture, so that was perfect.