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Charles McPherson

@varitel.bsky.social

Guy in your replies when Massachusetts mentioned. English/ужасный русский. Food enjoyer, jazz liker.
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Duolingo Russian is so fucking broken that half of these sentences are just burned into my auto-complete.
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It is only ever but a few mm that separate hitstory from misstory.
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If the group chat is on fire you know shit is off the rails
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I mean, Trump did call Viktor Orban the president of Turkey. He also thinks Tim Cook is named Tim Apple.
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Making dinner in the oven feeling like I'm working the boiler room on a 19th century steamship.
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this is what happened: a bunch of people (yo) thought Biden shouldn’t run again for a whole host of reasons libs got behind him, though, and he got enough votes to win the nomination then those same libs freaked the fuck out when Biden’s polling got worse and he was sick during the first debate
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I'm always saying this
/ SEEING PPL ON THE TL BEING LIKE "O WOW 90% RELATIVE HUMIDITY IS HORRIBLE" / BUT IT CULD BE 90% RELATIVE HUMIDITY & IT NOT BE PARTICULARLY HUMID OUTSIDE DEPENDING ON THE TEMPERATURE / 90% RELATIVE HUMIDITY MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS @ TEMPS OF 50F, 70F, & 90F / USING RELATIVE HUMIDITY MAKES NO SENSE
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Every once in a while, the MBTA makes you pay dearly for not checking the alerts.
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Fuck yeah
Today is Duodi the 22nd of Messidor in the year 232. Messidor is the month of harvest. Today we celebrate cumin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/cumin
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"In his wisdom, he did not watch that, but rather watched this. For this was the heavy heavy monster sound."
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Mama mia it's chicken cacciatore
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Sorry, didn't mean to like your post, was trying to get a hair that was stuck in my phone case.
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Inaction is itself an act, not simply a resignation to some irresistible current of destiny. We are all participants in this world, and we can in fact shape it, as hard as it is to believe this at times (especially times like these).
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Guy at the fireworks show before singing the Star Spangled Banner: "I want you all to sing along and if you don't know the words, shame on you!" Proceeds to sing: "those broad stripes and bright stars"
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Really feels like I'm living in future history class.
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Have you heard the good news about sikil pak? (It’s basically Mayan hummus, and it’s delicious).
Pepitas Are the Star of This Smoky-Spicy Mayan Dipwww.bonappetit.com It's worth double-dipping.
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I just hope both teams had fun and put in their all
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Read for Insightful Shitposting™
Debate thread, go fuck yourself.
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I stand by this joke
GGEZ, isn't that the alphabet they use in Ethiopia?
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You know the discourse is gonna be 🔥 when you see some insane combination of flags like 🇷🇺🇮🇳🇨🇳🇵🇸 in a display name.
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S/o to Apple for making the "change language" keyboard shortcut just sort of roll the dice when you have more than two set up.
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I got beeped at in a crosswalk by a driver who was turning. I gave her a look and she's just like "you need to pay more attention, I needed to go because the driver behind me could have hit me if I stopped." I told her it sounds like the driver behind her's problem not knowing how to drive, AITA?
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GGEZ, isn't that the alphabet they use in Ethiopia?
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I've been to hell and it's a packed Red Line train crawling between Central and Harvard on a 97 degree day.