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πŸŒπŸΆπŸ¦•πŸ₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβ€‹πŸ‘»πŸ₯¦πŸ’₯πŸ β™«

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β“˜ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss
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I simply must listen to some of Epler's groundbreaking synth compositions
I'm going to start making trading cards of politicians with bizarre hair.
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Every time Joe Biden is on TV I imagine her crushing a Blackberry to dust with one hand
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sigh idk i remember when the Obama assassinated a US citizen and then some time later killed his son but at least he wasnt tacky about it
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its pretty nice not getting drawn into neil gaiman arguments because most of the people i follow or follow me dont suck ass
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thinking about how since dean weve had this thing about a movement of a bajillion small donors vs the usual handful of megadoners (huge sandwiches) and now biden's gonna have neither
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funny how cautiously eddie murphy is about dipping his toe into the media pool anymore, explicitly saying something about not wanting to just drop a new standup special because maybe he's rusty, out of touch. so he drops "dolomite is my name" which fuckin ruled and coming 2 america which was Fine
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thinking about when i was married and the ex was really keen on us moving to florida and i was on a staunch Hell No position and when asked why not the barren, sweaty hell of it all was too big to articulate
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you said you were gonna cure cancer why should we believe youre gonna do that other shit
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ive got a single middle aged bud on facebook who is going all in on hawk tuah memes and its... unseemly
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some guy responding to "continuing to enable the genocide has consequences to the election" with "do you want trump to win" well, do YOU want trump to win
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Posting up some of my uncle's Arts. He was helluva schizophrenic and rode box cars and lived in a shack next to a reservation and was buried there because the elders insisted against the wishes of younger people who had moved there. I am glad he found community and made the world a little different.
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it is funny how the Population Crash suddenly has people formulating a labor theory of value
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it is funny how many Politics Rules Understanders a: want biden to step down and b: dont want it to be harris
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oh god if harris wins we could hear word of hillary talkin about how white women have it worse
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We are out of options people [ sexy dipshit bursts into the boardroom ] That’s where I come in! Who are you?? Im the Bear. The Chicago Bear.
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It’s funny that my mom is the same age as Biden and when i told my daughter that she was like O_O because well this woman has not slowed at all