Amy A

Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

I think it was Lenin who said, “there are decades where nothing happens, and then there are weeks where holy shit what the fuck”

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First date idea: escape the cycle of rebirth

RFK Jr is such a weird guy that even like qanon doesn’t know what to do with him

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Hey I’m still hoping to move to NYC and find my first comedy related job this year or next! I’d love to keep trying my hand at these packets so please let me know if you hear anything. Thank you!!

finally figured out what he reminds me of

I saw Joe biden slip on a banana peel and all his cups and dishes went flying up in the air and he caught them all with his tray

every “supreme court” headline is a jump scare

with kamala it’s not so much I want to have a beer with her, it’s more “whoa I’ll have what she’s having”

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Must be nice to have choices

I love news days where people are like “in light of our political climate here’s a quick explainer on how to dig a well”

“ma’am this is a nando’s”

Sorry wouldn’t normally put her on the timeline but this might be the most insane thing j k rowlings ever written

my brain says “don’t make panic predictions about donald trump” but my gut and bowels are like “bitch that’s what you said in 2016”

Too many “firsts” “since the Second World War” going around for comfort