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Spencer Hackett

@velospence.bsky.social

PMA | NO JERKS | opinions my own | sick vista exploration club | #crew96🖤💛 | unapologetic Wout van Aert supporter ⚫️🟡 | firewood field services (coming soon)
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the Zambia head coach is under investigation for sexual misconduct but is at the Olympics. he can’t stay in the same hotel as the players, has to take his own taxi, but can be in the locker room and coach the team from the sideline. WTF!
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maybe i’ll get a Trinity Rodman jersey
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oh yea the olympics! when riders can use sponsor incorrect and UCI illegal components!
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i got to keep a bike, so that's cool!
finally got bit in the ass by the bike industry. saw it coming from a thousand miles away but it still stings. hug and/buy your local rep a beer or lime seltzer water (preferably Polar)
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now that i am starting my own business i may need to hire someone full time to remind me to slow the fuck down
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so they're building HSR to Columbus, OH by the time i need to head back tomorrow, right? RIGHT?!
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yall see that whale take out that boat. fuck ya
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someone help me make some funny LinkedIn bio descriptors
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i did not know Thierry Henry had full sleeve tats on both arms
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the olympics starting unceremoniously with football is kind of funny
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i did not realize Pon owned Lease-A-Bike but it really makes a shit ton of sense now :/
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NO RUSH 🙏 BAN CARS 💪
There is a woman in Columbus Ohio with license vanity plate NO RUSH who is driving 10 mph under the speed limit as an obvious attempt to troll us all. She must be stopped.
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when is the X Files / X-Men crossover?
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good work volunteers - great work.
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all the money in the world for an endless row of pickleball courts but can't get just one damn velodrome
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i stopped eating "unhealthy" peanut butter a few years ago and was surprised how quickly i lose the taste for sugary, oily perfect peanut butter. i will say tho, it's nice to have some Jiffy smooth peanut butter as little a treat from time to time
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Scully enters every scene with a “what the fuck Mulder” look on her face
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2024 Tour de France thoughts thread to be filled out over the next few days: 1. i chose Jorgenson to win white because i completely forgot Remco was racing at the time. that said, i’d be probably still have picked him following the the ITT and final week. 2. this Tour made me appreciate Remco…
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i would love for Tadej to somehow figure out how to do a tornado celebration
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Matteo testing the elasticity of the Visma speedsuit huh
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this stage is taking FAR too long