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the monkeys ruined the Internet
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my internet. I don't have internet bc of monkey business
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Damn those bed jumping little shits. Why they couldn't all just be GORILLA and pump iron instead?
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lmaooooo. apparently the monkey problem has been getting worse and they've been breaking into the houses, eating any food that's out πŸ˜‚
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At a resort I stayed at outside Mombasa, the monkeys recognized the platter of treats left out for honeymooners and knew some easy marks had just arrived. They would knock on the door and then rush in to grab the goods. πŸ˜‚
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This is the decoy monkey staged at the back door to distract us. The monkeys at this resort had it down to an art.
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a decoy monkey. brilliant. I'd love to see the strategy meetings that led up to these heists πŸ˜‚
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Saw some monkeys in a tourist spot that had their scam down to a fine art. One on the ground begs a tourist holding packet of chips. Their mark raises it above their head not realizing there's one up on the wall behind them. Chip packet gets ripped apart and suddenly 20 more appear from nowhere.
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Maybe it's because I have family from SEA and growing up beside the ocean but like...you will not catch me eating a snack outdoors if I know there's food motivated wild animals around.
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Their trick was you only ever saw the one monkey cutely begging right up until the moment your snack is raining down around you like confetti! You couldn't even be mad, just impressed at their technique and organizational skills.
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My experience at the san diego zoo monkey house taught me to never trust them. I like monkeys but they just are way too chaotic and unhinged.
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Decoy monkey is the most indispensable of monkeys!
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Damn imagine if humans collaborated like this.
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OH MY GOD :O That's WILD We are so screwed if they ever evolve lmaoooo
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NOT HOBOSEXUAL MONKIES regular ones are bad enough!
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SCREAMING @ hobosexual monkies 😭😭😭😭
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I'm only funny when my insomnia is in charge, I fear.