Bow switches from being a regular bard to doing spoken word poetry and everyone has to pretend to like it.
Perfuma gets caught in an MLM scheme run by a lich and Adam and Adora need to kick his ass.
Adam attempts to grow a beard
Skeletor tries to get some work done around the house but is constantly thwarted by those damn twins
Adora and Adam both hook up with different aspects of Two-Bad and it’s really weird for everyone
The Sorceress buys a mirror
The Sorceress shows up for Teela’s birthday party and it’s really awkward for everyone
Adora and Adam both hook up with Man-E-Faces and he struggles to keep both relationships going
The Rebellion is getting low on funds so Adora gets a series of part time jobs
Adam enters a baking competition in disguise and then gets roped into solving a murder mystery
Adora and Queen Marlena try fruitlessly to connect as mother and daughter. Meanwhile, Adam gets himself kidnapped by Shadow Weaver in an attempt to seduce her
Teela finds a giant egg
Adam and Adora try to curb Skeletor’s evil by setting him up on a series of blind dates
Queen Marlena gets therapy from a wise but unaccredited magic tree
Adora sets up an intervention to stop Swiftwind from smoking and he sets Castle Grayskull on fire
Cougar Town is the story of a woman who runs a small personality driven cult, who one day decides to completely psychologically destroy the man across the street from her.
My Saint George/Dragon piece is the most popular thing I’ve ever posted on Tumblr and people keep tagging it “nsfw-ish” despite the fact that it opens with a dude going balls deep into a dragon.
Victor Frankenstein: Elizabeth, I love you more than just a cousin my parents adopted after your mother died. Marry me!
Elizabeth: Ooh, this is a rough start.
Victor: Don’t worry, later editions drop the cousin thing and just make you my adopted sister/fiancé.
Elizabeth: yay?
Sue Storm: How was Asbestos Man?
Johnny Storm: Eh, it started being less fun when I found out he was just some guy with a getting set on fire fetish. Like your thing with the guy who tried to trick you into making his costume invisible.
Sue: We don’t talk about The Exhibitionist.
Alice Undertock gained strange abilities when she was stuck by lightning seventeen times while holding a bag of radioactive water. As The Silver Spider, Alice has bidirectional hearing, megabalance, the strength of fifteen adolescent elephants, and “jump blasts.”
Tim Drake: “ooh look at me i’m dick grayson and i got my penis stuck in a water filtration unit”
Jason Todd: “ooh i’m dick grayson and everyone’s so focused on my hot ass that they completely overlook my terrible personality”
Dick Grayson: those impersonations are subpar at best
Explain your book/WIP in one short sentence badly (I've got a few):
Bitter ex-girlfriends reunite as the city of Chicago wants their blood
A girl and her large, weird dog tour America doing crimes
Living in Oklahoma sucks real bad
What if the Big Brother house was a boxing ring
