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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics

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He/him, bi, does comics about comics
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“Here I am, an innocent Breton in Skyrim wandering innocently naked thru the snow. I sure hope no wolves attack me while I’m all vulnerable and helpless and in no way planning on killing them with magic fire and sealing their souls in gems I can use to enchant armor so I can sell it for more.”
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me: Okay, so if Knuckles is Jesus, that would make Sonic…did Jesus have any frenemies? Tina: Yes. Judas.
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Every single challenge is basically just “be more honest” and there are some couples where honesty is clearly a deadly, deadly poison.
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”putting up the tents wasn’t really about putting up tents, it was about communicating with your partner.” Yes, that was the literally the whole point of this exercise, they told you that verbatim at the beginning of the challenge.
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Say what you will about the casting in the movie version of Chicago, Queen Latifah was pitch goddamn perfect as Matron Mama Morton.
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Saturn Girl: Up yours, assface, I’m a founding member of the Legion. No, you know what, go on your little mission. Have fun. I hope you all die.
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Madelyne Pryor: You know, Scott was nervous about me coming here. He thought that you were going to blame all of my problems on him. Doc Sampson: Therapy isn’t about blame. It’s about identifying issues and learning how to deal with them in a constructive manner.
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Huh. There are no jails in the world of Paw Patrol. I guess that makes sense, there are also no cops because this is a world where all public services have been replaced by private outreach programs run by independently wealthy children and dogs, but still.
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Should I reread Le Morte d'Arthur for the upcoming Excalibur episode of our Charmed podcast? No, right?
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Warren: Wait, you guys don’t go commando under your suits? Jean: Well, I’m wearing a sports bra. Bobby: Uh oh, I’m wearing nerd underwear. We better keep our laundry separate.
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Barry Allen the second his kids try to spend any time with him:
My drow rogue the moment combat starts going badly for the party:
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This episode of Charmed is pretty weak but it introduces one of my favorite weird running plot things. (Wyatt Halliwell is the wielder of Excalibur and therefore the true king of England.) also I think this is the first time we see the baby kill a guy
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I think it’s about time for my fire mage to give up the bachelor lifestyle
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Okay, so...is using hypnosis to sell tapes and t-shirts for your band even illegal? Isn’t it just like being really, really good at capitalism?
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I don’t tend to focus comics around stuff I think will perform well but I do tend to do more Legion of Superheroes stuff during my slow season since those usually don’t do too well anyway
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I love how Ultra Boy’s backstory is basically Point Break if Johnny Utah was a giant space whale.
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This was my pitch. Needless to say, I was not hired to write Wayne Family Adventures.
There's some alternate universe out there where Max writes Wayne Family Adventures and it's neither better nor worse than the one we are in now
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Security guard, seeing my child covered in bandaids: Oh no, what happened? me: She got into the bandaids.