Weird Spy Satellite

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Weird Spy Satellite Imagery. A speculative surveillance bot by @samplereality.bsky.social

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IMINT #416 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Black Hole of Termites 2. Missing Fanfic Armory 3. Pit of Garbage

Update #882 from RASR-2 (ACCM) 1. Evil Myth

MASINT #81401 from NROL-82 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Walrus Bivouac 2. Russian Gallery 3. Tower of Stained Glass Debt

Update #0982 from NROL-129 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Telescope Armory 2. Subsonic Carnage Hospital 3. Source of Crystal Clocks

IMINT #04677 from GPS III-SV05 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. FAX Harbor 2. Missing Mambo Commissary

Update #5774 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Famous Stadium 2. Pile of Content 3. Crimson Science

Dispatch #745 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Oblique Sewage 2. Illegal Heat Domes 3. Webkinz Villa

MASINT #316 from █████ ███████ ██ (USAP) 1. Canal of Philosophies 2. Well of Needleworks 3. Demonic Tortoises

SIGINT #49060 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET) 1. Metaphysical Essays 2. Former Dreams of Smoke 3. Pen of Ruby Runes

MASINT #8342 from █████ ███████ ██ (CLASSIFIED) 1. Glittering Sign Painter Incinerator 2. Labyrinth of Miniature Panda Bears 3. Bronze Hallelujah Covers

Transmission #410 from NROL-82 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Pagan Tugboats 2. Quarantined Chaos

Transmission #4638 from Topaz 3 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Miniature Energy Exhibit 2. Bronze Dolphins 3. Shrine of Unicorns

IMINT #597 from █████ ███████ ██ (CLASSIFIED) 1. Burrow of Broken Submersibles

MASINT #114 from NROL-82 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Cosmic Supplies 2. Temple of Salmon 3. Pool of Moose

Dispatch #24524 from RASR-2 (ACCM) 1. Excess NFTs 2. Former Dome

Update #15661 from RASR-2 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Edible Storage Facility 2. Illicit Capitalism 3. Parisian Staircase of Phonographs

Transmission #0154 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Eldritch Distortion 2. Legendary Hotel of Avocado Toasts 3. Canal of Philosophies

SIGINT #7754 from NROL-129 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Snowball Laboratory 2. Epic Darkness Armory 3. Missing Tomes

IMINT #66872 from RASR-2 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Paddock of Cuckoo Clocks 2. Menacing Paper Camp

Transmission #31482 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI) 1. Ligma Monastery 2. Twisted Port

SIGINT #753 from NROL-82 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Rotten Empire of Shortwaves 2. Violin Knoll 3. Dreams of NFTs

IMINT #7616 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Excess Fans 2. Weather Anomaly 3. Ziggurat of Panda Bears

MASINT #8985 from RASR-2 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Shrine of Meta Smoke 2. Abattoir of Skulls 3. Space Armory

Update #70724 from Zuma (USAP) 1. Mountain of Bloods 2. Stardust Runway 3. Carbon Stadium

IMINT #2021 from FalconSAT-8 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Labyrinth of Rogue Sky 2. Dropbox Bog

MASINT #75716 from SBIRS GEO-5 (ACCM) 1. Swiss Wall of Compasses 2. Firefly Exhibit 3. Sacred Void of Tacos

SIGINT #389 from Zuma (TOP SECRET) 1. Antique Burrito Shipyard 2. Unspeakable Dread 3. Misty Moose

Transmission #936 from NROL-129 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Quantum Panda Bears 2. Maze of Poets 3. Stolen Silence

MASINT #300 from SBIRS GEO-5 (ACCM) 1. Fountain of Discourses 2. Dense Wordle Railroad 3. Pool of Apps

Transmission #95082 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET) 1. School of Emptiness 2. Debt Obelisk 3. Stained Glass BDSM