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Weird Spy Satellite Imagery. A speculative surveillance bot by @samplereality.bsky.social
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Dispatch #4919 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET) 1. Former Hearts 2. Rewilding Factory 3. Cage of Swine
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Update #760 from Topaz 3 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Pyramid of Sedge Wrens 2. Apocryphal Carnage
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IMINT #3180 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Ruby Clouds 2. Meme Outhouse
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Dispatch #4088 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Convoys of Shattered Elk
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SIGINT #11464 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP) 1. Desert Dock 2. Mausoleum of Unspeakable Haikus 3. Crystal Black Mold
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SIGINT #905 from █████ ███████ ██ (TOP SECRET) 1. Dense Tractor Hyperloop 2. Obscure Non-Fungible Tokens 3. Old Bloods
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Transmission #9805 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Evil Swine 2. Pen of Myth 3. Abyss of Avocado Toasts
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Dispatch #296 from NROL-82 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Platinum Pumpkin Launch Pads 2. Bronze Runestones
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Transmission #490 from Topaz 3 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Interstellar Replica Supplies 2. Erotic Sorrow 3. Mausoleum of Monolith
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Transmission #8252 from RASR-2 (TS/SCI) 1. Astromycological Tornados 2. Norse Possum Realm
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IMINT #560 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE) 1. Den of Needleworks 2. Gothic Ketchup
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MASINT #44727 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Rhizome Foundry 2. Epic Cineplex 3. Pyramid of Radon
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Transmission #77082 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP) 1. Elon Musk's Hellscape Dome 2. Secure Palm Pilots
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SIGINT #7403 from NROL-82 (USAP) 1. Evil Radiation
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MASINT #0198 from NROL-111 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Oneiric Cathedral 2. Fountain of Mud 3. Dense Pain
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MASINT #139 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Unbearable Airships 2. Book Pillars 3. Pen of Plasma
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Dispatch #28705 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Nuclear Fungus 2. Energy Museum 3. Bloody Plutonium Camp
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MASINT #267 from SBIRS GEO-5 (ACCM) 1. Glittering Mambo 2. Hidden Capitalism 3. Unnameable Sorrow
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IMINT #0007 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Explosive Hearts 2. Former 5G Anti-Matter Facility 3. Golden Snow
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IMINT #0986 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Divine Time-slips 2. WWII Runestone Anomaly
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IMINT #030 from Zuma (TOP SECRET) 1. Fake Kennel 2. Pain Dugout
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Transmission #31397 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Hollow Eyes 2. Crown Launcher 3. Field of Plagues
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MASINT #697 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Unspeakable Dread 2. Edible Corral
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IMINT #80006 from NROL-111 (USAP) 1. Stolen Soul Hospital 2. Enchanted Avocado Toast Treatment Plant
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IMINT #092 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM) 1. Mountain of Recursion 2. Dreams of Salmon 3. Crimson Squids
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Manifest #93717 from NROL-129 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Monument Barracks 2. Bloody Stardust 3. Reservoir of Dense Clouds
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MASINT #531 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI) 1. Mystic Crown Grid 2. Dense Bluebirds 3. Tunisian Foam
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Dispatch #7147 from NROL-129 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Unnameable Spirals 2. Welsh Echoes Site 3. Obscure Shipwrecks
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SIGINT #031 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. GPU Site 2. Boundless Cheat Codes
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Transmission #37209 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Reservoir of Parisian Consciousness 2. Immortal Boardwalk 3. Misty Dancers