I don't know why they thought it was a good idea to sing "New York New York" before the #Belmont in Saratoga. Saratoga ain't New York. Upstaters generally don't like NYC.
My family had a custom blanket made with all the family member names, including spouses. When my ex-husband and I split up, my mom took a seam ripper and picked his name right off the blanket!
a few years ago my aunt made a christmas ornament with a photo of me and my horrible ex, and when I finally left him, my dad broke open the ornament to cut him out of the photo and then glued it back together just meee
"List 5 famous people you have … met … but ONE is a lie. Let people guess which one."
John Elway
DJ Jazzy Jeff
Hulk Hogan
Evander Holyfield
Sen. Alan Simpson (R-WY)