Whistling Batter

@whistlingbatter.bsky.social

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Cincinnati, City-State, USA

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Loy/Powell, 2024.

here we are, 30 years after Alexi Lalas, playing like Alexi Sayle

Also shutdown the Dodgers as the MVP of the '74 World Series, not many ppl know that.

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Kevin M. Kruse

when life hands you tasers from fascists, do backflips.

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Kevin M. Kruse

tfw when your entire mortgage depends on your Bullshitting Skills

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Kevin M. Kruse

[Airplane '80 PA voice]: Now pitching to Manny Trumpa....Pedro Borbon....Borbon....

Dear Dodger-Killing Reds: I think I love you.

post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains.

chef's kiss:

TySteve's been out to sea a long time now.

Singles are so '90s.

Reds to the White Sox last weekend:

we always give visitors helpful advice.

Jon Stewart's real dad (high school romance), Kenny Holtzman, just passed away....

he did play a mean guitar for Kids In The Hall though

this would make you a .....Lord Of Flatbush.....

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Jeff

read this in a Tim Robinson voice.

the Curse of the Unitards needs to end.

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Kevin M. Kruse

Miley did 2 semesters of post-grad in Textiles at State, not many ppl know that... #WreckingBall

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

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Kevin M. Kruse

we haven't won this thing since Vinny, the finest of the Del N-words, was collecting protection...

too many DJ's on the dance floor for Carolina

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James Finn Garner

i'm partial to Nuke La Louth

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Jeff

i've also got Manchurian Candidate's syndrome. WTF else has Angela Lansbury, Secret UK Agent, done to our country?

what the world, and the ACC, needs now.

Charlie X > Elon X.

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Sledge. Matt Sledge. 🟦

so...you're saying...you're cool for cats ....

here's lookin at you, Duke.

wtf is this.

These corrosives do their magic