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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9
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You're leaving out the fact that Mark Twain was also a confederate and he died in 1910. So why should I fucking care what he thinks?
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For like a week and then he financially rescued the dying Grant when he was grown