Will Hines

@williebhines.bsky.social

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LA actor, apparently
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Sleeping: what is up with it

I haven’t had too much coffee, just enough so that I have a headache in all of my veins.

We did a live performance of my fake improv class and you can buy a ticket to watch the video livestream for 7 days if you wish! www.eventbrite.com/e/cbb-presen...

CBB Presents: Hi(nes)! I'm(prov) To Meet You, Live and LIVESTREAMED!www.eventbrite.com A real improv class for fake people.

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File this under “not sure why I did this.”

I have several perfect jokes and make them often.

My brother and I are gonna do an episode on Len Wein for comics podcast - what should we read?

I am often quite tall, sometimes up to 10 feet.

If an app has a red notification number on my iPhone, and there is no easy way for me to clear that, the developers should be put in jail.

I find auditions v easy and always do well.

Much of my 20s was not canon.

I feel empathy for land line phones.

Just started Miracleman: Golden Age by @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and Mark Buckingham and I love it so much. What a strange wonderful series all of MM is!!

Silly fake improv class is up as part of the Comedy Bang Bang World network! @cbbworld.bsky.social

When I was a kid even the network news was “filmed before a live studio audience.” There were five actors total including Dr. Joyce Brothers.

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Great Washington Post nostalgia study. Adults think U.S. society was historically nicest and comfiest—most moral and close-knit, families happiest—whenever they happened to be little kids, and culture (music, movies, TV, fashion, sports, food) best whenever they were adolescents. wapo.st/3WXd9xS

I do improv a million times a week and sometimes that feels dumb and other times I’m like whoops I won.

Late night I think I’m so profound and then I wake up and see that posted “when you think about it, watches are just clocks for your hands.”

Hot coffee on a cool morning is a sweet pleasure, please RT

This but instead he’s giving his guitar a hug

(Me scrolling Instagram) when does this end

I get excited for oatmeal which feels like getting excited for the part of the movie that sucks.

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to catch a bus you must think like a bus

Had a stress dream that someone at a party asked me how it was going.

My penis is mommy to my balls.

Coffee imminent.

I miss so much from my youth: thumbing through newspapers, drinking malts at the shoppe, rationing iron for the war effort, fetching whale oil for the lamp, discovering fire.

I have approximately 4000 cables in my living room and if I detach any I will shut down power in Los Angeles.

If a rapper released a series of songs making fun of a rival rapper by saying they never saw Guardians of the Galaxy, but in a way that made sense you could say “Missed Drax Diss Tracks? This tracks.”

It’s what it’s.

I also want to be appreciated for how quickly I complete transactions at an ATM.