Edward James Almost: to catch a bus you must think like a bus

to catch a bus you must think like a bus

i stop frequently and ask people where they get off

A+ response. Gold star.

The bus pulls a knife, you pull a gun.

They pull a thread, you pull lever.

Speed 4

training to be able to run at least 50mph

If you can dodge a bus, however, you can dodge a ball.

If im on-time, i just missed the early bus. If im late, i just missed the on-time bus. If im early, i just missed the late bus. If im on-time, and i see the on-time bus, then i forgot my bus pass

I still don't know what to do when my jaws close on that bumper

get a bunch of people dependent on me and the never show up on time?

😂

To catch a cold, you must think like a cold.

Au contraire, the cold thinks like you.

Ok *takes deep breath My little wheels go round and round, round and round, round and round . . .

that’s fare haha that was me thinking like a bus k byeee T

You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bus

... I want to have a lot of people inside me? That... that feels wrong. That's wrong? Is it?

"if i were a bus, where would i go.... the bus stop!" hey it works

What if I prefer to be hot by said bus?

You must think line a toddler . Long breaks. Run on your own time

... sure, as long as you have a plan for what you're gonna do with it after you catch it.

Sometimes you catch the bus. Sometimes the bus catches you

To catch a train, you must become a train.

I think I'm tired, that should work🤔

I can catch one with a pair of chop sticks and a bus schedule

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