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I am literally only on the internet to post pictures of my butt.
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New banger of a depressed Sailor cosplay just dropped
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I maintain that I just want to live someplace where it's between 30 and 60 all year and I can just wear cardigans every day
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i dont blame anyone for taking actions they need for their own personal sanity but i kind of feel like shitlibs win if we stop being annoying and just relagate ourselves to insular private social clusters, thats exactly what they want
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Be nice to penis women
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dumbass fascist incel sex pest cult of personality weenie hut junior ass microblogging platform
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All it took was one NYT Op Ed writer to feel personally slighted to do a digital homeless camp sweep so the libs can get back to brunch
bluesky has discovered a new form of moderation called "centralized moderation" and they are taking that for a spin
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the commentariat doesn't seek to marginalize trans people so they can steal your voice and use your cause to support their friends in power, they seek to marginalize us because they're fascists, and their ideology requires valorizing suffering within a perpetual status quo here at the end of history
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every chat with a vers switch starts like you're gonna finally get that particular itch scratched, and ends with you monologuing like cartoon Apocalypse talking about Sisyphus
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lifestyle aesthetic where you dress and act like a future Agent 47 target call that garrotagecore
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me, @ lillith: It said your card decline maam it says you got no money It says you ass out on the corner with a cup it says rent was due two weeks ago and payday was three ice cubes and a nickel it say you got less paper than plastic trees it said your bread is yeast free it dont rise maam you broke
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i want a period drama about eunuchs and concubines except it's shot like a reality show and it's called something like "real housewives of the forbidden city"
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raziel was the first undead femboy in gaming send tweet
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the cool thing about warframe's monetization model is getting to seriously ask yourself if the money towards cosmetics and not grinding for gear is better spent on IRL latex and weapons like, do you realize you can just buy leather ass-lift leggings and a sword? don't let your dreams be dreams
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I'm a cruel goddess with knee pain and brain problems
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i think estrogen could have saved dracula flow. she just forgot that she's her
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peg a sister? hang on, maybe mlp was on to something
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i saw the tv glow isn't about dysphoria or being trans or any of that stuff actually. it's about how much the service industry fucking SUCKS
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I'm not using "big sis" as part of an incest kink, I'm using "big sis" because I have anime poisoning and it's a show of respect and deference to someone who can fold you into a pretzel and throw you overhand
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immovable capitalism vs unstoppable toddler with a gun
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Women's mental health ✊
Sexually Suggestive
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*lookin a gift horse dead-ass in the mouth* oh hell yeah I love gifts and also opportunities to commit a faux pas
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I freaking love Urasawa
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if you have cold dead hands you better believe I will pry stuff from them because I am The Cold Dead Hands Pryer and there is no quenching my thirst for prying