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anarcha cutie, it/she
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Explaining to my wife we are already in an open relationship because in other universes I probably have other partners
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luring eggs over to transfemininity by promising them that collecting makeup palettes is cheaper than collecting warhammer minis
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these movies are HIGHLY underrated
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Junji Ito's Tomie x Sanrio Collab for a pop up at Parco stores.
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OW HOT OIL GOT IN MY EYE
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Why is he shaped this way
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putting a pin on my backpack "THIS MEAT WILL NOT BE BEATEN ✊"
we need to enact sensible meat beating policy to stay out of a meat beating deficit
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we need to enact sensible meat beating policy to stay out of a meat beating deficit
if you beat tomorrow's meat today what will you do when your balls are all swollen
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clearly not beating the meat allegations
if you beat tomorrow's meat today what will you do when your balls are all swollen
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i need a quesadilla and i need a dicking and i probably need to call a plumber and i need my landlord to DIE
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linkedins ai career coach got me a job sucking dick in hell
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if you beat tomorrow's meat today what will you do when your balls are all swollen
STRICTLY beating next week"s meat
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STRICTLY beating next week"s meat
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they need to make bimbo hypno but instead of turning you into barbie it turns you into steve-o
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the real hidden power players of Luoyang province
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today is my NINETEEN YEAR anniversary working at my local library In honor of that, I ask you to get a card to your local public library today! If you ALREADY have a card to your local public library, check out their digital resources! Their summer programs! And yeah, they have books too.
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i saw the tv glow and then i freaked it
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i want a period drama about eunuchs and concubines except it's shot like a reality show and it's called something like "real housewives of the forbidden city"
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Nirnaeth~ Membership art tier reward for one of my members 🦊
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enshittification is coming for your penis
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'Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the mid twentieth century, and remains stable for decades. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.' Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell
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my wife knows me too well
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boys 👏 were 👏 made 👏 to 👏 be 👏 antagonised if you didn't wanna be pulled around and made to squeak and squeal and yelp and moan by hot women then why did you decide to have such grabbable hips, hm? slut.
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these are posts people.....lighten up 🙄
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we used to be a real nation
if only we had some real leaders in charge
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hot allostatic load on my chest
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i was getting sad pathetic small penis vibes from the Angel Facts account