Paul Driggere 🦋

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Ohio screenwriter, novelist, blogger
comics:
"Insignificant Otters" shorturl.at/swCT3
"Island Girls" shorturl.at/nrxDL
"The Depths" shorturl.at/yU149
Novels:
"Shadows in Light" https://shorturl.at/qxDIJ
GhostWriter: Forbes, Newsweek, HuffPost, Time

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What did one saggy breast say to the other? A: "If we don't start getting some support around here, people are gonna think we're nuts!" 🤪

Housemate watching anime: The Japanese really love saying "Ohio" a lot. Me:

Crazy but true trivia: The 27th letter of the alphabet was once the & symbolizing "and". I dunno how that would have worked with Scrabble, though.

Back in my day, the people that said "back in my day" were super lame.

Me: I think I'm going to block all negativity for #BlueSky. Two hours later: Me: Fucking hell, someone say something!! 😱

Why are most of the Top 30 posts on BlueSky about #BTS today? Did one of them mature...? 🤔

I just don't understand how my throwing money at you helps me anymore. I've thrown so much around to others in my life, I swear I've lost the warm feelings doing so gives me these days. It's like a nerve has been shot. Anyway, that's why I don't do it anymore. 😑

My friends, I really hate saying this, and I don't want to say this, and I'm terrified saying this. We may have to resort to acts of violence in order to stabilize this nation and her people.

#CatsOfBluesky

Only mankind is stupid enough to spend a fortune on things it's going to blow up in a few minutes.

Will the moron in the Burger King ads please TAKE SOME SINGING LESSONS? I haven't eaten from there in months and honestly? It's all your fault.

"Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian" might be my new amime favorite.

I think "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" has hit the nail on the head. We can't be passive with Nazism in this nation anymore. We need a several groups of people to infiltrate these pockets of fascism and, at the right moment, blow them away with AK-47s at the monthly meetings. 😁

THAT'S GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING RIGHT. #July4 #IndependenceDay

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we hear a country song about a man sad that his truck left him.

"The most effective way to bring about radical change in a society is the historically-proven method of violence." - Delia Darrow

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is absolutely brilliant, Guy Ritchie is back and as good as ever. You, too, will want to go out and exterminate Nazis... KIDDING! Or am I... 🤔 💭 🤔 💭 🤔 💭

Someone was trying to impersonate me just now. I didn't think I was that famous. 😁

Matthew Perry might have been murdered by Charlie Sheen's ex.

Just saw that Carmen Electra is now on OnlyFans, charging people $100 per hour to sex-text with her. How the mediocre have fallen. 😁

That look you get when you watch a TV advertisement for a medication you never heard of, and are told not to take it if you're allergic to it.

Remember when we used to overthrow kings? Might want to get back into that habit again. 🤔

Ohio Republicans decided to name our state fish the walleye. Which makes sense since that's the kind of vision Republicans have now.

Ah, brilliant!

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Lazy Sunday

"Marley was dead. Everyone said he was. It is what it is. Pretty sure that's why he was buried. Oh, here's a doornail for some reason."

I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.

I keep getting emails featuring women in the Ukraine that want to meet me. They're not fooling me one bit. They only want me for my electricity.

Def Leppard "Just Like 73" and they sound AMAZING!!! youtu.be/rVTonL2xJ34?...

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