It’s a little-known fact that Muir Woods was actually founded as a passive-aggressive response to John hearing “Eat all of your vegetables!” one too many times.
SSHHHHH!! Don’t give away all our secrets!
…Or, at least, let us keep the weird botanical definition of a “berry” so we can continue to mess with people.
They do exist, look Broccoflower in Wikipedia. There's two types of them, one is a green cauliflower but the other is called Romanesco broccoli and it's really crazy because it's composed of pointy fractals, a really amazing structure.
It would have to be a very old version of broccoli which had barely edible stems, dare I say, woody?
Brassicas by stealth.
Brassica aeramentum var. impudens
