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thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild

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i was in a trader joe’s (White Lady Hell) and this woman was so urgently looking at the pickles that she cut my cart off from getting out of HER way. i was tearing up by the time i got to the cashier and the girl said that one day she left crying at the start of her shift bc the store was so packed

This, and every “I don’t give af about the people around me in the slightest way” thing people do, yes Not returning carts, standing in the way, etc they all lead back to this attitude and I hate it

i made a warm pesto with 2 cups of frozen peas (heated through in the pasta water) a handful of basil, mint, and cilantro, a half cup of toasted walnuts, juiced half a lemon, salt and pepper, romano cheese and plenty of olive oil tossed with spinach ricotta ravioli. easy fast delicious but no pics

juicy summer fruit salad

in the times of epic bacon i once made an apple pie with a bacon lattice for my gf homies

Weavin' up some bacon for BLTs 🍜🍽️

i wish bananas had protein. invent protein banana please

you know Final Destination might not be the best movie but it is truly one of the most impactful movies i have ever watched. it truly sticks with you forever once you watch it. in fact i had a customer that looked a lot like Ali Larter today

#NowWatching #Netflix Final Destination on Letterboxd boxd.it/1YrC #Horror #HorrorSky #FilmSky 📽️

it.in

baby’s foot in my ribcage

please take note of my USA plate

baby skink tl cleanse

i’m getting stupider but. it’s not enough. i want to be more stupid

more people should be like gabriel the salad guy

vladyyyyyyy

3B Vladimir Guerrero Jr. assigned to American League All-Stars.

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but it’s an especially good applebees

there is no better exposure to the median american voter's brain than working for a big company. someone asked for local restaurant suggestions and multiple people have chimed in to suggest applebee's. and they vote

watching james coburn play a good guy is so dissonant

watching Virus again and it’s such a rock solid movie. it’s actually very much like Event Horizon (highest compliment)

when you pour your snacks all over you to save a plate

Die Skyline etwas beflauschen

sexy yet demure

I Agree

Jiminy Glick should go on Hot Ones

the taliban is already the gender taliban. COME ON

hbomax is eating shit right now

you have the morals of an alley cat

it’s time to start masking at airports again at the very least. everybody out here catching covid my brother in law just caught it too! but my mom wore a mask on her trip and she’s still fine! maybe the only smart person in our family lol

i had a dream we were doing an all hands taste testing at work but we were just trying plain hamburger buns from the grocery store and cleansing our pallets with mandarin slices. we were taking it very seriously

not much just catching up on The Battle of the B-Girls Olympic Qualifier Series

From the Scrub Daddy family of soft abrasive cleaning implements, marvel at the scratch free shine of Flush Puppet

need to come up with a toilet-based invention that i can name The Flush Puppet

Moping Around until Noon when i Finally made myself an Iced Coffee 🤕 and now i feel normal again wow

Walking around the house Sadly because i can’t find the Black Pepper Grinder

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