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@zalomar.bsky.social

bird fancier, forest troll, junior game designer. sometimes I write things. ND, They/them, opinions my own and things of that nature.
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huh, quiet news day, weird, anyway here's some REAL news: Bean got a little backpack 😌
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JoJo's bizarre adventure is about how Italians are the cause of, and solution to, all of humanity's problems
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everybody shut up and check this out:
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NICHE WINNIPEG ART served up hot n ready! my pal @nycorudolph.bsky.social did the inks, I did the colours, we both had a fuckin blast with this stupid little poster I love it so much. Does anybody else know Nutty Club candy? It was EVERYWHERE in Manitoba but elsewhere? No clue. #art
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Shield Bugs ain't never protected me from nothin. we can't rely on them
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to any Zalomar-critical followers: you won't regret it. you got in early. you've got ground floor cred for the upcoming "getting a puppy" era of posts, which i fully intend to exploit to get more people to look at my dumb donkey kong country posts
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she used to be so little 😭
less than 8 hours, her power has exponentialized
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do not fear, because,, it is Bean (DAYCARE FANCAM EDITION
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i know where the scadutree is in real life but i won't tell anyone. i keep its secrets and power multipliers for myself.
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went to town on my weed pen and then drew my dog looking over her shoulder at me on the lawn from approximately 15 feet away. incredible success
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when someone's entire social media presence is being loud and angry to "bad" people they eventually run out of "bad" people and just start being cruel to strangers who didn't do anything
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I miss when Quintet was pumping out these melancholic RPGs where you play as a lonely messianic demiurge in stories about life, death and the passage of time. You're a protagonist with grandiose protagonist powers, and this isolates you from NPCs who are living ordinary lives.
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she's a gat dang teddy bear
just gonna keep postin bean mainly. if you're upset, look at bean!! she's great!
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just gonna keep postin bean mainly. if you're upset, look at bean!! she's great!
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I wrote a little summary thread about a weird game I love!!
ok since i wrote this up for the group chat in a fit of hyperfixation, i figured i'd also post it because it's cool: Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter whips ass.
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hell yeah i'm a summoner, time to become a plot point
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Everybody should read Swan Boy
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ok since i wrote this up for the group chat in a fit of hyperfixation, i figured i'd also post it because it's cool: Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter whips ass.
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about once every year, i re-learn that the character in Peep Show was Super Hans, not Super Hands, and it puts me in a bad mood for about a week
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might have spooked a bird out of its nest pretty bad when trimming down a bush. feel pretty terrible!!
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When I was a baby, my mama told me, "Son Don't ever build a trebuchet, siegecraft is no fun" But I launched a man at Reno Just to watch him flyyy
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tfw the puppy is bummin cigs off the local teens
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the best aquabats songs remain the ones about weird creatures or horrible little guys
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Had a dream I was at a party where people were passing around this weird bottle saying stuff like "this is his best yet" and when i got to take a look it had a picture of Goofy on it in the david byrne big suit and it was called "Goofschlager" "It'll a-hyuck you up"
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the only thing that can fix me at this point is walking into a cozy, dimly lit piano bar and having a heart to heart with Rowlf the Dog