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Learning a lot “The woman of the year 2000 will be an outsize Diana, anthropologists and beauty experts predict. She will be more than six feet tall, wear a size 11 shoe, have shoulders like a wrestler and muscles like a truck driver.” - Associated Press (1950)

If you ever meet a man and want to find out weather he is worth your time, ask him what he thinks of women's sports. If he's a shitty person, you'll find out immediately.

Apparently, in 2024, I'm picking games based on what developers have pissed off transphobes.

My 10 y/o asked me if I was gonna get a "boob removal" today, and I don't think I have ever had to make a greater effort not to die of laughter.

In case you were wondering who my dog likes better, me or my wife.

I enjoyed this Bills win, because it gave Steelers fans just enough hope that it hurt when they inevitably came crashing down onto the jagged rocks below.

Look at my son!

My little Teamster in his SAG AFTRA STRONG shirt with his National History Day project poster all about the 1959 Steel Strike. I just love him.

What were the best games you played that were new to you in 2023? Video games or TTRPG. I wanna hear em'!

This was on the "free" corner in my neighborhood - I don't even have a joke.

TikTok has lead me down a hole in which I'm learning about the leftist art installation that took place over the course of 7 seasons of Melrose Place and was kept a complete secret from Aaron Spelling.

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IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON HENRY KISSINGER STAY IN LINE ‼️

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Obligatory Bourdain

Sometimes when I put on clothes I look at myself in the mirror and think, No one has ever said, "Gee, Cole - I didn't know you were gay."

Whatever person decides this is the best way to attach a comforter to a duvet cover, I hope whatever level of hell you are in, it's very uncomfortable.

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A non-compete clause I take it

“New policy will prohibit Chicago police officers from joining hate or extremist groups”

New policy will prohibit Chicago police officers from joining hate or extremist groupswww.cbsnews.com The new rule approved by the Community Commission for Public Safety and Accountability seeks to rid CPD of officers with ties to groups like the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers.

You can always tell when the person who listed an item on Marketplace is a cis-man, it's always like a $500 dollar item with one blurry picture taken from a weird angle.

Ever have one of those days where you re-heat your coffee three times, then just give up and put milk and ice in it?

NFL coaches as the soups they look like, according to my wife:

It's new sneaker day! I've wanted this pair for a hot minute.

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wanna swing by for some chilled hard mayonnaise