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shitposter for a living
the internet's first unethical trans girl (lying)

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hello friends, i’m grateful for your support in my gender-affirming care journey. i’ve raised $522 but still need $278 to reach my $800 goal for tests, consultations, and medication. any contribution helps, and sharing my story means a lot. thank you for being part of this journey with me. 🤍

hey, friends :-) i have something really big to share and i would appreciate if you all could help and spread the word 🩵🩷🤍 | ko-fi.com/zkiaba | www.paypal.me/zkiaba

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hey, friends :-) i have something really big to share and i would appreciate if you all could help and spread the word 🩵🩷🤍 | ko-fi.com/zkiaba | www.paypal.me/zkiaba

happy july 4th. today america celebrates their freedom by launching explosives into the sky and consuming meat tubes. truly, the founding fathers’ vision come to life

when i see a mutual on what’s hot, it’s like “that’s right, exactly”

i watched the 2024 presidential debate & it was like watching two raccoons fight over a garbage can lid. except the garbage can lid is our future. and the raccoons are also on fire

tax evasion is a social construct. you earned that money, you deserve to keep it. do with it what you will. buy a pastry, start a new hobby, or just sit on it like a dragon. it’s yours, not theirs

mcdonald’s doing away with the dollar menu was the first sign of a fast approaching recession

we need to start offering informed euthanasia for the people. how much longer must we suffer, pretending like everything's fine when it's not. you make the choice, and you go. it's a service. a fine service.

if you ever end up in hell just know that it won’t be because of any of your various sins but because you failed to repost an infographic about social issues you weren’t aware of prior to seeing said infographic

i’m at my happiest when i’m snuggled up in bed, being fed advertisements on my iphone

i feel with the way the internet is going, media literacy needs to be a mandatory component of school curriculums from about elementary school all throughout high school

don’t forget to add ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to your chatgpt prompts for so it doesn’t kill you 13 years from now. manners cost nothing, and neither does avoiding the future wrath of the singularity

procuring an elixir of happiness (buying a beer)

nobody wants either trump or biden to be president except for trump and biden themselves. if they want it that badly, it shouldn’t be put to a vote; they should fight it out gladiator style, in the arena, with lions

pride month is almost over, which means everyone can get back to their regularly scheduled, slightly less intense, mild disdain for queer people

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i’m not saying you should chug microplastics by the gallon, but if you’re not getting your daily recommended dose, you’re just asking for trouble. balance is key. sprinkle a little on your salad. mix some in your smoothie. they’re a vital component of a healthy and balanced diet

i love capitalism because it gave me little treats. i hate capitalism because it makes me pay for little treats. the perfect system

watching tiktoks broke my attention span so badly that now i can't even watch tiktoks anymore. 12 seconds into a 15 second video and I'm already thinking about 8 different things

whatever happened to the brave souls who yelled about 5G melting our brains? did they evolve into something else, like, 7G or are they still out there, fighting the invisible waves? my heart goes out to you, you magnificent weirdos

listenin’ to a bunch of weird noises, feelin’ unstoppable. time to gyrate uncontrollably. nobody can stop me now

i remember when you had to blow a guy behind an alley to get an invite to bluesky. nowadays, it’s more accessible

i’m functionally confused; i have no idea what is going on– ever– but i somehow manage to get through each day

time travelling to the 80s to tell everyone we don’t have flying cars but hey, we can check the time on our electronic cigarettes

the ‘birds and the bees talk’ is extremely problematic and isn’t trans inclusive. how about ‘the frogs and the american bison’

the brain doctors keep saying 'lobotomies are outdated,' but i say, they never met my boss. i’ll take a diy lobotomy kit and a free weekend any day of the week

i wasn’t cheating on you, babe. it’s called non-ethical non-monogamy :)

does there happen to be a way i can make it stop? by ‘it’, i mean all of it

the political climate on bluesky has been a wreck ever since aoc abandoned her post here, leaving us to fend for ourselves