oh my god!! thank you to whoever just donated the balance of what i needed 🥹 the goal has officially been met, wow 🤍 i’m so grateful for all the support i’ve received from you all over the past two months. thank you for being a part of my journey :) 🫂
they said "drinking alone is bad for you" but how can it be bad when im having such a great time with my best friend, the bottle? cheers to another night of laughs and poorly thought out decisions
playing a game of survival by rent sharing with roommates. the prize is not being homeless and the contestants are people who leave dishes in the sink for weeks
not very far at all, i was browsing portable solar panels people use for camping and a lot of people in the reviews said they use them to power their apartments and aren’t seeing the point in paying rent and utilities anymore
liking friends because of anything other than the jokes and liking friends because it’s ‘funny’ are two very different things. one is honourable and the other not
if freud were alive today, he'd have a field day with the fact that everyone’s deepest desire is apparently to get more likes on a photo of their lunch. we’ve traded oedipus for avocado toast and chipotle bowls
flying commercial is paying hundreds of dollars to be treated like a farm animal, except the farmer is an airline and the farm is 30,000 feet in the sky. enjoy your peanuts, though
food samples at the grocery store are the last bastion of true freedom. if i want to eat 17 tiny cups of sausage bites and pretend to be interested in buying, that’s my god-given right. capitalism at its finest
stand up comedians either have a netflix special or they get on stage every saturday night and tell jokes about airline food and dating apps to a crowd of 12 drunk people. no in-between
the first guy who discovered cannibalism must have been in a famine like ‘whoa, wait a minute. what if we just... ate each other?’ and everyone else was like ‘dude, are you serious right now?’
