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Earlier we were arguing about which uncle liked them smothered and chunked. It was either the one who ended up in traction trying to put his pants on over his shoes or the one who accidentally walked in front of a train.
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Hopefully I won't feel guilt over who is getting smothered and chunked. I can only think of tuna gravy when I hear those words together. (sexy)
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Skip the olives and I'm there. I'm right there.
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I think it's the Technicolor effect that's ruining it for me
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Needs a yellow and white linoleum tile floor/enameled table background. (and onion powder, pepper, a jar of pimento and a quart of sour cream)
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Wait, "liked them" or "wound up"?
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He loved smothered and chunked so much he wanted to be it
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Yes it's me but I keep telling y'all it wasn't an accident
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It couldn't be you because my uncle never did anything on purpose.