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PAM!

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Have to pee but I'm too dizzy to get out of bed. This is where true love is tested, which is why I'm wishing I'd found one.

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I don't believe in astrology but I do like using it as an excuse to avoid people yeah I was gonna go out with them but then I found out Jeremy is a cancercorn so I will probably just smoke weed and watch movies

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Being online means I'll be sad when your dog dies

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Fun Fact: The flap on men's underwear was originally invented to let the banshees out

Cut me open and count the rings of despair.

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Don't give up on your dreams. Somewhere out there is a dilapidated manor house on the moors that needs a cranky caretaker, or a crumbling cliffside castle that needs someone to walk the parapets above the sea, pining for the ghosts of lost love.

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HOW IT STARTED: [me, crying] HOW IT’S GOING: [me, crying and sweating]

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would you try a bite?? it’s official PAM! your recipe fucks 🤙🏼 tastes like a delicious tuna melt almost

Smoked sardines and onion on mine, Turbo Jerry.

This woman on QVC is making a convincing argument that buying 3 of these Kringle Express Glass Bauble sequin light strands at $35 will make me sexier.

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𝗈𝗇 𝖺 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾, 𝖨'𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀

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Got a miniature sewing storage case and it came with free cookies.

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A popular midwest tradition is food. Come try it at River Side Casino.

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if the aliens show up I would offer them cigarettes to see if they are cool or not

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squeezing that cheesecloth ‘til the whey leaks out

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If you want something to love that won’t let you down get an expensive hammock

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I’m in the Guinness book of world records as the only kitchen staff that has never done cocaine

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What a naive and arrogant little twerp I was when I was young thinking, “When I get older, I just won’t get fat.”

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I really am the bagged gasoline of solutions.

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Once you accept, truly in your heart, that the laundry is never done, then you will know peace.

Apparently I need to find someone who thinks of me as "worthwhile". There is a $10,000 reward.

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Took a nap without plugging my phone in, so now I can't go to the bathroom.

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Gary put a little splash of bleach in his bath so it smells like a pool and he could pretend he was on vacation.

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[cherrily] Ah! My toes are degloving!

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coworkers only get surly with you when they want to kiss

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never met a dog that misread the vibes

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I will insult your cheese if it doesn't melt as it should.

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Can you believe this shit comes from my dumb brain

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The Chief says if I do any more damage to city property she’ll have my badge and Red Jumbo Sharpie

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Call me Sir Lancelot cause I got mad boils yo