Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)

@probgobl.in

I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
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of. course I'll spend 20 dollars to get the free order of crab rangoon are you mad
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coin boys is a good bit
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having a bite of water
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Time to celebrate in the traditional French manner, chugging down a bottle of wine and doing savate kicks to sailors. Maybe go on strike.
JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:
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good to meet you. i am the mysterious husband who is usually upstairs. would love to be upstairs right now..
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this is actually about where they store all the vtubers after graduation
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Before skynyrd I had never even thought about chaining a bird. Now it’s pretty much all I do.
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They should experiment with making microwaves in wand form
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Counterpoint; as all transplanar entities are, there is no true gender involved, simply a reflection of the observer's psyche as the gateway to "your" existence. Therefore the banshee is really in you.
I don't care if it isn't "politically correct", I'm going to say it: there are some jobs that women are just better at. It's a biological truth that women are better than men at perching over a house door and screaming as someone inside dies. Sorry, woke weirdos, but it's "banSHEe" for a reason.
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After I got dressed for the day, after a lazy morning, I looked in the mirror & thought, “a polo so fitted, so fresh, that it might help solve the fentanyl crisis.”
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I don't care if it isn't "politically correct", I'm going to say it: there are some jobs that women are just better at. It's a biological truth that women are better than men at perching over a house door and screaming as someone inside dies. Sorry, woke weirdos, but it's "banSHEe" for a reason.
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walruses are really vampires but woke science won’t tell us the truth
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Thanks to 3d printers you can now drink mead out of your own skull
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rock: oh fuck I’m covered with paper tell my wife I love her
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i just saw a conspiracy theory that jungkook from BTS is the reincarnation of princess diana and you know what? run with that. run with it.
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God forbid women have hobbies
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hollow earth gf flat earth bf
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while everyone busy playing this bot duel thing i’m picking their pockets
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Based on the prices listed on the Indigo website for the PHB and DMG, and assuming the MM will be priced the same, purchasing physical copies of the new edition of D&D books will clock $237.13 CAD after taxes in BC. $237.13 CAD. No dice, no DM shield, nothing else. And the only alternative...1/4
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can we just talk about how incredible Christian Cage has been in AEW lmao 🤼
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i will never apologize for being myself, a giant monster who likes to topple buildings
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we are back with some beans for you; New Mexican Appaloosa Pole Bean, Tiger’s Eye Bush Bean, Calypso / Wolverine, Purple Negreta Fava Bean. coming next week, top 10 cringe bean puns for conversational boomers and some suggestions on how to indoctrinate the youth with bean positivity
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Me, about to do something nice for someone: THIS WILL MAKE THEM HATE ME FOR SURE FOR SURE
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My wife is getting a nose piercing for her birthday and we joked that since I'm now a middle aged guy I should get an ear piercing (for a small gold hoop) and she asked "Do you even like classic rock" like I'm someone who HASN'T snorted cocaine at a Blue Öyster Cult show.
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It's called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man
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i wish people would stop politicising politics so much. elections are meant to be about playing fair & having fun with your friends, not polarisation and toxicity
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Saw a guy, looked him up, and have some interesting facts to deliver about Robber flies
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You know, it doesn't take the best pictures but it does shoot raw and takes 40.5mm filters with a $10 accessory. Anything I do that breaks it is likely to kill me so I don't even have to worry about repairs that much!
PSA: Going out on the ocean today. Bringing my 2nd camera body I just paid $400 to fix with me, it's in an underwater housing unit that I did not test for leaks. Wish me luck!
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You gotta respect marine biologists because if you don't, all their buddies are nightmarish abyssal creatures. You don't need those kinds of enemies in your life.