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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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From AI to colonizing Mars to climate change, these guys are always looking for miracle solutions when the obvious ones are staring them in the face.
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Techbros: "After decades of complaints we've finally asked the AI how to solve climate change." AI: "Turn me off and regulate capitalism." Techbro: "...Uh-oh, it's just speaking gibberish. Sounds like it needs more investment money!"
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Techbro2: "This AI needs more power, it's malfunctioning"
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Sadly coinciding with an accidental discovery of ACTUAL artificial intelligence, I see.
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But then the regular people would benefit!
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And we can't have that.
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