Abigail Johnson

@abigailbutblue.bsky.social

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New Zealand | Writer (self-styled) | She/Her 🤤

https://www.stepupchallenge.org.nz/abigail-johnson

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Leave me alone about it, computer 🙄

Twitter increasingly becoming nothing more than a place where I scold idiots but it must be done!

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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, July 11,1946

Man has been on a female rappers tear & has been measuring walking distance in units of Lil Kim songs 👍🎧 Mechanic is a mere 1 and a half LKs away.

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So this is what it's like to witness the mind of a genius...

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No one calls Twitter "the hell site" anymore because it's no longer hell. It's something worse.

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I'm once again attempting to climb the Skytower-a project that went unfinished last time bc I had Covid. If you would like to donate a few dollars to the attempt all money goes to Leukaemia & Blood Cancer New Zealand 🌷 even 5 bucks is more than appreciated! www.stepupchallenge.org.nz/abigail-john...

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Went looking for the best mug to buy my boyfriend & it's easily this one

It's not my fault that's the hottest a person has ever looked

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Few love you more than an old match from the apps you sexted with exactly once 💄

Anyway, my step father's tumour is finally shrinking, which it has not appeared to have been doing before ☺️ 😄💐

Men in my twitter replies debating anything about gender genuinely makes me want to kill myself I should never say a god damn thing

Him watching Some Like It Hot with me on my bday 💏 me watching Batman Forever with him on his

See but, anyone who would sign up to this 🤢

I am so the moneylender's lovely little daughter over her 😵‍💫

Oh no no, I made afghans

Went back to twitter and posted about the excellent Joker 2 trailer & immediately lost like 5 more followers lmao

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From Judith Butler's new book

The Vatican has released a new document on human dignity in which it says surrogacy, gender theory and abortion are among the "grave threats" to the human condition.

The Vatican says surrogacy and gender theory are 'grave threats' to human dignitywww.npr.org A document called

Contains Taylor Swift btw lol

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“bluesky won’t have any debate because it’s all left-leaning folks” - person who has never been in a room with two leftists

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It's going to be funny when A24's Civil War does not inspire mass violence but I do go to see the sequel because, that's right, it's a musical with Lady Gaga too.

Boyfriend posits in the same way we don't need an international men's day ("every day is men's day") we are well past needing a specific day for Fools.

I don't watch True Crime shit if I can help it but every 18 months I'll fall down a rabbit hole about some stupid guy who murdered his wife & watch every clip of the trial etc, & then I have to go on the mad data clean up, hopefully before the YouTube recs get to this stage

Last night we brainstormed a modern casting of Some Like It Hot and all we could agree on was Sandra Hüller as Sweet Sue.

Just the best

Portrait of a Lady on Fire plus a honey in Animal Crossing socks asleep next to me 🎂

No one gets to call my boyfriend a soy boy but ME

Hoo boy

cd rom t shirt >>>