Adam Sharp: THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR IDIOMS: Slovenia vs Serbia 🇷🇸 A fairly savage Serbian curse translates to “may your wife give birth to a centipede so you spend your life working for shoes” vs 🇸🇮 An UNBELIEVABLY savage Slovene curse goes as follows… “I hope your tractor breaks”

THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR IDIOMS: Slovenia vs Serbia 🇷🇸 A fairly savage Serbian curse translates to “may your wife give birth to a centipede so you spend your life working for shoes” vs 🇸🇮 An UNBELIEVABLY savage Slovene curse goes as follows… “I hope your tractor breaks”

For context, here's a list of countries and the number of tractors they have per 10,000 people... 7. Philippines (1.4) 6. Croatia (5.2) 5. China (6.7) 4. India (14) 3. South Africa (16) 2. Mexico (18) 1. Slovenia (574)

If it does break down, then at least they should have no problem borrowing a neighbour’s until they can get it fixed, as it seems like there’s plenty of them.

The horrified face I made because my brain immediately conjured up an image of someone giving birth to a giant centipede THANKS FOR THAT

What, Ukraine isn't on the list of top ten tractors? All the memes about Ukrainian farmers capturing Russian tanks lied to me!

It's a matter of skill, not numbers ;)

slovenia 🇸🇮, the tractor industrial complex. at least there’s a NATO ally to source tractors for mutual defense use

they're not even playing the same sport!

My husband is Slovenian and despite being born in Germany and raised in Canada, his loathing of Serbians is... there for some reason. Probably his father's influence.

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