Adam P. Knave: What the shitsnacks? This is a real poster and it is just full on creepy muppet threat. Fuck. No. Get away from me.

What the shitsnacks? This is a real poster and it is just full on creepy muppet threat. Fuck. No. Get away from me.

Omg. It’s like someone said “Muppets, but make it more… slenderman”

Slendermupps! Stop them.

Need a reporter to investigate what the fuck is going on.

Look. We may need to replace Kermit. Is Frogsby standing by?

Bout to make a tiny microphone and a little hat that says PRESS out of clay.

Yesssss

Reservoir Muppets

🏆

It just makes me very aware that Kermit is very naked

They're behind you right now, Adam.

Brb getting fire

*Waldorf and Statler watch from on high, inexplicably*

I’m ok with that. Can’t explain it.

they always look so weird when you have noting to frame them against lol.

And that tagline is not helping

gonzo straight up looks like he's holding a gun.

I did love that Aerosmith song. Gonzo’s got a gun puppets just begun….

They turned the tumblr post into a movie wtf

I mean we saw good legs riding a bike decades ago. That’s not my issue.

Entirely distressing vibes!

TOTALLY

What in the uncanny valley~ This had better not be a sign of some CGI Muppet atrocity

I hope not. But. I dunno. I just hope not.

gonzo straight up looks like he's holding a handgun lmao. What???

Yeah a few ppl have noticed. Just the shape of his hand in shadow tricks the eye

In other news, Rita Moreno won the E part of her EGOT as a guest on the Muppet Show However, Alice Cooper will always be my favorite

legit thought Gonzo had a gun

Lord but I hate Walter

Muppets peaked with the 2015 series – especially Swedish Chef doing Rappers Delight at karaoke. This does nothing to convince me otherwise.

Muppets peaked with the original muppet movie and kept that quality up for quite some time.

One of them is coming for your liver.

Is that AI generated? There’s some details that just look odd to me - Animal’s teeth, Miss Piggy’s nostrils, etc.

I doubt it this was for a 2011 movie.

Oh, lol - must have missed that one.

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