Flat Pluto Society: Sorry, best I can do is sword-wielding Kate Beckinsale in a corset.

everyone talks about the cowboy no one mentions Dracula has canonically a huge luxurious mustache

I would care so much more about Dracula if people remembered to add the cowboy

I also love how Van Helsing isn’t this badass vampire hunter but just an adorable, eccentric little man who studies a lot about monsters. I pictured him as Guillermo Del Toro.

I really want the prestige Dracula spin-off about young folklorist Van Helsing researching and defending his dissertation.

Sorry, best I can do is sword-wielding Kate Beckinsale in a corset.

Kind of wild that Underworld and Van Helsing were only a year apart.

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