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They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 38.

This is not a place of honour and it’s also not a place for minors. 🔞

I also build a lot of shit on The Sims!

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I like that the IV fella has a little pee hole slit. Spent a lot of time giggling about it while high as hell.

How we going Bluesky? Delighting in casual cruelty toward vulnerable people still? Yeag.

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I can be trusted with a pygmy marmoset. Nothing bad will happen if you give me a pygmy marmoset. We’re going to watch Sailor Moon. Me and the marmoset that is. You may join if you like.

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"YOU CAN'T SKEET JAR JAR HOG HARD ENOUGH TO BE PERMABANNED" I scream as they drag me into the unmarked white van. The year is 1924, and I have been cursed with incomprehensible foresight.

in all seriousness, it's almost impossible to get banned here, so Jar Jar hog is probably fine. imagine how hard you'd have to slurpost or harass to get an actual ban instead of just a label.

What’s a JD Vance and why does he sound like he owns a tractor dealership?

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bro you dont have to perpetuate harmful stereotypes about trans people its not that hard just dont

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thinking about something a girl i was talking to told me, as we walked though the, very "nice" liberal, costal bay area town i lived in: "i feel like i'm going to be told i'm valid as i get hate crimed" anyway, that's the vibe i get from bsky rn

Christ it fuckin reeks of transmisogyny in here. Someone crack a window. And now if you’re saying the words “male socialised” or anything similar go ahead and jump right out. 🫵🪟

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Aotearoa NZ peeps - the Law Commission is currently seeking submissions on trans rights in the law, including whether trans rights should be made explicit in the Human Rights Act (as many of us have been arguing for for a while). Have your say (because the terves certainly will!)

A review of the protections in the Human Rights Act 1993 for people who are transgender, people who are non-binary and people with innate variations of sex characteristicswww.lawcom.govt.nz

I can be trusted with a pygmy marmoset. Nothing bad will happen if you give me a pygmy marmoset. We’re going to watch Sailor Moon. Me and the marmoset that is. You may join if you like.

One thing I can guarantee you is that if you haven’t heard my goofy ass accent you really can not conceptualise how goofy it really is. A horrible mashup of Oklahomaisms mashed into the already v goofy kiwi accent.

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mcgriddle me this batman

Dang that first poop after the hysto is a scary experience huh?

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i just networked in a room full of 2,500 successful professional frogs and you can too! you just have been disciplined and follow these simple steps: 1) Inflate throat sack 2) Ribbit 3) Be wet

What’s up bluesky? I hope people haven’t been cruel and hateful toward trans women while i was napping! Oh. Ohhhhhh. 😟

Managed to spend a couple hours upright and playing games today and shuffling around. Apparently it’s better for healing to not be lying down all the time. That being said… it’s definitely lie down time again now.

Dang i love my partner so much. They’re being very diligent about prodding snacks, fluids, and meds into me. All I’ve had to worry about is napping.

These tramadol snoozes are top tier.

I’m still not over this audden and unexpected gender euphoria. But it feels like something that has been wrong somehow my entire life is suddenly right. I feel more me.

Hooooome!!! Now begins the work of recovery.

Just worked out the noise that periodically woke me all fucking night long was my neighbour’s phone on vibrate. All night. Alllllll night at random ass times. I feel murderous.

Yeeeeee! Now they just insist I fart for them and then i have my marching orders.

Also on some heavy painkillers. But i think most of it is relief.

This is the look of someone free of decades of bullshit.

Hell yeah. I’m showered, out of hospital clothes, and into my street clothes. Looks like I’m gonna be on track to gtfo.

Oooh. I may even get to go home this afternoon if i can get the guts mobilised.

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what if someone wanted to buy some porn and then i could have a bank account above $30 again? wouldn’t that be neat? i think that would just be so cool. links in bio, dms open here and on discord 🖤🧡💸💕 ca $RowanOak9 pp rowanoak5 v @Anarcha-Dyke

thigh thursday is for the lesbians 🖤🧡

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Send for Tip Tuesday! 🧡🖤 I'm a disabled Black trans creator with bills that just dropped! 💕💸 $indigofatale @WestCoastHeathen ko-fi.com/fataleindigo

Hey did you know? Women 😵‍💫 💗

Is… is there gender euphoria wrapped up in this yeeterus? I wasn’t expecting that.

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good morning to the dykes specifically 🪻