Aleksei Ilídio Valentín (he/they) ✡️♿🏳️‍🌈: The distinct lack of helpful sprites and woodland creatures to do my chores and cook my food feels like a personal affront and I desire restitution.

The distinct lack of helpful sprites and woodland creatures to do my chores and cook my food feels like a personal affront and I desire restitution.

co-signed As a suspected changeling (a major risk for May babies, apparently), I was expecting more.

Seriously, where are the brownies I was promised? Not the girl scouts, the useful ones (though the girl scouts may bring gluten free cookies and I will happily donate to their cause).

Have you tried leaving out a bowl of milk and some bread drizzled with honey?

The milk just attracts Weency, who is not doing her share of chores around here as it stands.

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