Alexander Technique

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I don’t know anything about acting or movement (all kinds).

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Riding a broom would obliterate your perineum

I have high constitution but I’m extremely susceptible to status effects, even the ones that usually don’t land

Huge fan of weeb Clayface in the Suicide Squad anime

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Ladyhawke Tuah

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call me mike o'malley the way I'm in global guts

Democrats need to stop being such pussies and use these newfound dictatorial powers to kidnap six out of nine justices

My wife uses this excuse every damn pregnancy

I don’t care if Biden is mummified as long as he can win, but I’m questioning if he can after last night.

Libby best app, not even a contest

🎵 Everybody’s working for the weekend 🎵 🎵 When we’re euthanizing Simon Pegg 🎵

Monthly Girls Nozaki-Kun! I generally have little interest shojo romcom but Monthly Girls is charming, well-written, and actually funny.

For today's #weebwednesday I want to do something a bit different - reskeet with a piece of anime or gaming that you think everyone should interact with or that more people should know about!

Introducing Humane Centipede, the vegan human centipede alternative

Now That’s What I Call News

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Every guy whose main career is “sometimes giving opinions when I feel like it and once in awhile I do a podcast” also believes that every human being other than them craves toiling in underground salt mines for 18 hours a day

Wut

Cold take, but the right wingers of this country actively supporting a known pedophile like Donald Trump while crowing about fictional crimes is utterly disgusting. Smug pieces of shit with an “I kill pedophiles” bumper sticker who thinks being gay is pedophilia but fucking kids isn’t

MM beating a neo-nazi to death with a menorah is exactly what i needed to see #Theboys

I have great memories of playing this game on a three button joystick that plugged into the printer port on my 386. Yes, I am 40, how did you know

Joker 3: The Audience Is The Clowns and The Joker Is Normal

Cleaning the big whale

They call me Prince Charming because I’m always creeping around the coma ward

The idea of a “bone-chilling scream” is an insult to all the hard-working boys down at the cold bone factory

If I were in brutal trench warfare, I would simply say I had to pee and wait it out in the bathroom

Incredible, especially scrap metal and turd guy

I love Ra’s al Ghul, a nine hundred year old megavillain who spends half his time trying to blow up the world and the other half trying to get Batman to plow his daughter

And that man’s name… was Julius Barbiecar

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time to get real about this. bilbo cheated in that riddle game against gollum. he’s the bad guy.

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everytime i watch a godzilla movie i have to turn it off halfway because the misunderstandings between godzilla and the humans makes me cry too much

If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to cream

I need my spine to be shuffled like a deck of cards, and not a normal shuffle either. One of the annoying showy ones

a massage isn’t enough i need to be sawed in half and haphazardly hot glued back together