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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Makes me wonder what the King Charles Cavaliers are thinking today (mine’s sleeping)
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That's all that breed does... and eat! I had one for 16 years.
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My first thought. DISAPPROVING Corgi.
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"You been talkin' about that queen of yours again, Fido?"
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You have to watch those British breeds.
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your dog’s tea going into the harbour
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You could try calming your dog by reading the full SCOTUS decision to them
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Well then, next July 4th (and onward) should be perfect for him.
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🔥🇺🇸🔥 In the face of Monday's #treasonous #SCOTUS' presidential immunity ruling, this #July4th #IndependenceDay is MUCH diminished. We have a new monarch called the "President." King George III must be 🤣🤣🤣 laughing his ass off in his grave. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Steph
Benedict is an odd name for a dog
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Your dog should be happy SCOTUS has just crowned your president. We solved our monarchy problem by making it a non-excutive role. VP for hand waving and ribbon cutting.
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A mistake we made was not having a constitutional monarch to do the ceremonial job of living in a palace, hosting banquets, being accompanied by a band while you cut ribbons. The American constitutional monarch should be the best dog in the country and we all vote when we need a new one.
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I always say my dog is the most NIMBY being I know
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🤣 I needed that 😅💙🇺🇸💥✌🏼
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Well a lot of us consider the most recent ruling by the SCOTUS to be an insult to every founder who bled for our Independence Day. It's a sad 4th.
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Is the dog named Benedict or Arnold, by any chance?
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He starts howling out “You’ll Be Back”
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“…there’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN’T be a Supreme Court justice.”—Leonard Leo, 2025
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Tell him I said eat shit (j/k)
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My dog feels for yours, he says "ruff"
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Wait, if he’s a royalist, shouldn’t your dog be celebrating since the intent of the Founders to have a king more powerful than the British has been restored?? One not “above the law” but by divine right “the law???” Don’t tell me your dog believes the radical leftist Magna Carta???
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I agree! I will GLADLY pay taxes on tea to the crown in exchange for free healthcare.
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I've got good news for him!
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Toss him back into the ocean with a note for the royalty then.
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Just thank God RFK, Jr doesn’t have your dog.
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King Charles Spaniel who has ambivalent feelings about the House of Hanover?
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Yup… rough not only on my poor dog, but on my neighbor, a Vietnam vet with PTSD. He needs to head out of town every 4th.
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Is your dog’s name AG Sulzberger
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No biscuits or crumpets for you today doggie.
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Well, I've got some good news for your dog...
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Then you will have to have a sort of memorial celebration for Benedict Arnold instead. 😜
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If he's a royalist, fireworks will make him feel better 😁
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My dog loooves celebrating his freedom to hump every gender of dog at the park and make friends with every random stranger on the street and get petted by all human hands at parties and has even tried to befriend cats tho' they torment him, so July 4th parties (well, all parties) are a fave of his.
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If it makes your dog feel any better, tell them when the British burned Washington, DC during the War of 1812 (in 1814), at least one Royal Navy ship in the Potomac River fired a salute as it passed Mount Vernon, hailing G.W. as a British military hero for actions during the French & Indian War.