Alistair Coleman

I remember when one of the inkies did a news story about some sort of heck Shed Seven had with their tour van, headlined “You can’t get thicker than a thick Rick Witter” #totp

NUUUUUUUMAN!!! #totp

I like this group. These “Beatles” lads could go a long way #totp

There you are driving down the A2, your face feeling a bit floppy, and you spot “BOTOX £199” but there’s no parking because of those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council. What are you gonna do?

Shop owner claims red route 'ghost town' could lose him thousandswww.kentlive.news The business owner reported a fall in footfall which he linked to a new traffic management scheme

I rescued a plant. He is called George, after a cute little bunny-raddit.

Same.

This is a local pub for local people. There’s nothing for you here.

Yorkshire village pub takes drastic measures to avoid 'rowdy' pub crawlwww.examinerlive.co.uk A famous 'rowdy' pub crawl is no longer welcome in a tiny and tranquil Yorkshire village

Me, having to sit out all the election bants because of my job.

Some nice skies down in West Dorset today, unless you’re a chemtrailer then lol.

Went to look at swans, and smol swans.

Gove, eh?

I seem to have pretty much fucked the other place lads.

Most reality shows, but I saw one on holiday called Rock of Love, where the lead singer of Poison was whittling down 25 wannabes to be his girlfriend and holy shit.

you're in hell. you have to watch the worst tv show ever made for eternity. what is it?

This is where I spend my lunch breaks now. Nice, isn’t it?

There are no less than TWO places locally called Knights in the Bottom. What’s that all about?