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Alistair Coleman

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Former internet celebrity. Writer. Journalist. Git.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 4 days
I am reading @scalzi.com’s Starter Villain (Interim review: 👍👍👍out of 3️⃣), and I’ve had to look up berry spoons and god they’re ugly.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 7 days
Gus was very very good on his debut. I hope he remains very very good.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 7 days
But then, WI were terrible. Their entire system is broken.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 9 days
If you tried to write this as the plot of a particularly demented episode of Coronation Street, they’d never let you work in television again.
Man in leopard-print pajamas busted with hamsters down his pants, cops saywww.independent.co.uk Matthew Pancake, 31, was charged with breaking and entering and vandalism after several stores were broken into on the westside of Columbus, Ohio
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 9 days
“There’s been the most dreadful mistake. Nowhere - NOWHERE - did the shopping list say DOG EGGS” www.bailiwickexpress.com/jsy/news/dea...
Jersey's royal dead duck tradition eggs-pires after 800 yearswww.bailiwickexpress.com The King and Queen will not be presented with dead ducks when they arrive in Jersey next week – with locally laid eggs set to be used in place of the traditional gift during the environmentally-themed
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 18 days
At last, a use for this
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 24 days
“Pay at machine” The machine…
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 24 days
Clever bastards: Yes, I used JustPark.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
He’ll still be on the ballot paper though. (I lived in NE Hampshire where a UKIP candidate got 4,700 votes despite being dropped for threatening to shoot the Conservative candidate)
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
Wait… “representational image”? You’re telling me that’s not the actual hacker?
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Sarah Foxes Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 1 mo
GOD DAMN YOU EA-NASIR
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Time is a flat circle
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
Well hello!
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
Facebook tells me that this first appeared on my timeline ten years ago, so it would be rude not to share.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
FACT: When Sting dies, his name will become Stang #toto
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
“Big Country, the band that put the tree back into country” God bless ya Peelie #totp
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
BBC studio wranglers who went on to be pop stars: 1. Bill Sharpe out of Shakatak 2. Him out of Public Service Broadcasting #totp
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
#GeorgeBensonTrouserWatch #totp
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
The slitty eyes thing he does is very very cringe.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
Hair metal was always utterly preposterous, and there’s Twisted Sister. #totp
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
John Barnes there with the greatest rap of all time #totp
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
I think it’s whichever direction your bum is pointing. If a left handed comes to the crease everyone has to swap around.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
They’ve forgotten the words. Tragic.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
I saw it on a plane over somebody’s shoulder with no audio, and that is the optimum way of watching it.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
The Mission. Hardly the Sisters of Mercy, eh fellow goths? #totp
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
Ok. Leg is the side your bum is. Got it.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
Hey! It’s Dil Danding! #totp
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
I have absolutely no memory of the last four songs #totp
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
Garbage. Excellent
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
I barely know which side is off and which is on.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 1 mo
Ah, who remembers when Oasis were any good? #totp