Thorne 🌸: Time is a flat circle — Subium • Bluesky web client

Time is a flat circle

Perfect.

I had to read this like 3 times before it stopped saying “gimli-san” and now I just have some uwu-ified LOTR stuck in my head.

🤣

This

You can kill a man, but not an idea.

I like that bluesky has a Randall Munroe feature.

oh my god

Copper Fraudster: "there's no way anyone would fall for this again, right?" Their Partner:

dudes rock

Dudes painted rock

If someone would make a movie about Ea-Nasir should he be played by Sasha Baron Cohen or Adam Sandler?

Danny DeVito.

Giancarlo Esposito

Jeffrey Combs

Ben Kingsley

Too bad we can't get Fred Willard for it.

I mean at least originally it was just shitty copper

classic

Maybe one of the most classic things that has ever happened

If they had showed up to take delivery and realized "not actual size"

Ea Nasir strikes again!

Reminded me of this classic letter.

This is 15+ years old. I first found it in 2010.

Ea-Nasir? But you're dead!

"That is not dead which can eternal lie (about copper quality)"

REALLY makes one wonder how long it took to figure out

...but when Edward and Alphonse Elric pull the exact same scheme, they're heroic protagonists.

The classics never go out of style.

This is awesome

🤣🤣🤣🤣

IIRC the copper disappeared in transit, the Chinese traders freaked out and someone made the switch

yeah, something adjacent happened to Alberta with fake children's tylenol

LMAO I find this hilarious

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