The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask: the entire house is like this I'm screaming. kid's gonna go to a Target or something one day, see a primary color for the first time, and lose their fucking mind

this is so depressing i thought it was a joke at first and i am aghast to realize it is not

the entire house is like this I'm screaming. kid's gonna go to a Target or something one day, see a primary color for the first time, and lose their fucking mind

The alt text 😂

That is the best alt text of all time.

The Unbearable Whiteness of Being.

They're gonna seriously regret their beige furniture choice as soon as that kid is a mobile force of nature... with dirty hands.

It feels like it would be difficult to navigate a house where every object is the same color but I suppose I'm not an interior designer to the stars.

i am losing my entire mind, where do you even find furniture that looks this fake (your alt text is amazing btw)

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there are 10,000 storefronts that sell these furnishings and light fixtures, but almost all of them are fake: only rich people's interior designers know how to defeat the Pinterest-fattened AI-gen catalogs and get to the realm of True Beige

The curvy, wretchedly-uncomfortable looking sofa and the white mushroom stools sprouting nearby are just such special touches.

sophisticated problems of advanced interior design: trying to decide which kind of fireplace logs are the beige-est

There’s a comic in my collection about people in a monochrome world who are on a secret mission to find the outlawed colors, and I would not have thought anyone would try to create that kind of monochrome dystopia in real life. But here we are.

I hate people, especially rich idiots

If that kid gets any crayons these walls are going to drastically change for the better.

Perhaps they were given a RAL chart, and thought they could choose only one.

The palm tree who wants to end it was awesome. Thank you for this amazing and lovely highlight of my day. XD

🤣

Shameful admission: I kinda like the banofa and the baby teeth chairs. I want to go up and prod them, and get chocolate over them without ever sitting down.

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