Tories have been in since I was 26 - a year after uni
As such, things have been ‘A bit shit at the moment’ my whole professional life.
I’m 40 now with children and a body that’s starting to go on me.
I am OFFICIALLY claiming the next 14 years as ‘My best years’, in arrears.
Absolutely not. Mine would be 3 and 1, (and 2 years away from existing), and there is no way in hell I'm doing the toddler years again. I'm not entirely sure how I made it through them the first time round!