Andrew Fleer

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2006 Time Magazine PotY.
Actually 7 children in a trenchcoat.
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Having a personal grudge against all the apps today

Slightly stoned. Eating a brownie over the kitchen sink. Ladies form a line to the left

It's Saturday, which means it's a terrible day to be two chili dogs for $6

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social were you aware of a triple don?

Eddie Van Hailin' a tow truck

tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments

PB and I are offering Build-Your-Own Corgi Kits. Just pay shipping!

Rowing coach this morning: "Good news, guys! I found a Spotify playlist called '89.7 The River'!" Part of me wanted to get up and walk out

I won two tickets at some sort of live event, and the emcee asked if I had anyone to go with. When I said no, he said to the crowd, "Look at this guy. He's a schlub. Any ladies want to take pity on him?" So fuck you, too, Jason Spicoli and 89.7 The River

I love summer Friday evenings in Omaha

Three or four years ago, my mom backed out of her garage and ran into my Kia, denting the rear fender. Their insurance was supposed to set up an appointment to get it fixed, but it never happened. Oh well, I didn't care too much. Anyway, I got a check today from their insurance for $2400.

So back at Old Job™️ we had upcoming federal holidays hardcoded into our system to properly calculate delivery dates for customer orders. One of my periodic tasks was to update this file. (Could I have automated this? Probably, but they weren't paying me enough to care.)

So, I still haven't gotten around to replacing these (been wearing contacts in the meantime). I remembered this morning that I had some Gorilla Glue and was going to attempt to glue them back together for the time being.......and the Gorilla Glue dried out inside the bottle.

My luck continues

Sometimes I think back to the day I ordered 20 wings to go from BWW and was surprised to find 52 of them in my bag. Pretty sure that's when my life peaked.

Costco frens, is the Executive Membership worth it as a fella who lives alone (with a corgi)?

Stimming, but it's just me pulling off tufts of PB floof

I was just reminded of this episode of Planet Money www.npr.org/sections/mon...

What is with America's obsession of "Irish" bars?

Episode 764: Pub In A Boxwww.npr.org One man figured out how to reproduce the magic of an Irish pub, and ship it in a container to anywhere in the world.

What is with America's obsession of "Irish" bars?

To continue the celebration of freedom, I am free from the tyranny of a car loan.

A friend of mine was telling me that he watched Pretty In Pink for the first time, so naturally I woke up with Don't Look Back stuck in my head youtu.be/EPmTGFg06zA?...

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - If You Leave (Official Music Video)youtu.be REMASTERED IN HD!Best of OMD: https://goo.gl/dhrWz8Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/aYdtmEMusic video by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark performing If You Le...

Good evening

Good morning

The only way to play Civilization today

Banana ketchup on a hot gog Yolo

We love when our pantry shelf decides to collapse, don't we

Today we are ALL American girls youtu.be/-Uh6VZF0R5U?...

Bonnie McKee - American Girlyoutu.be Bonnie McKee's official music video for 'American Girl'. Click to listen to Bonnie McKee on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/BonnieMcKeeSPotify?IQid=BonnieMAG As featured on American Girl. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/BMAmericanGirl?IQid=BonnieMAG Google Play: http://smarturl.it/BMAMGPlay?IQid=BonnieMAG Amazon: http://smarturl.it/BMAGAmazon?IQid=BonnieMAG More From Bonnie McKee Bombastic: https://youtu.be/LYgHiwTxe94 Hallelujah: https://youtu.be/kBgksa0cm9Y California Winter: https://youtu.be/7-OZS9Dajvs More great 00's videos here: http://smarturl.it/Ultimate00?IQid=BonnieMAG Follow Bonnie McKee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BonnieMcKeeOfficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/bonniemckee Subscribe to Bonnie McKee on YouTube: http://smarturl.it/BonnieMcKeeSub?IQid=BonnieMAG --------- Lyrics I fell in love in a 7/11 parking lot Sat on the curb drinking slurpees we mixed with alcohol We talked about all our dreams and how we would show 'em all (whoa oh oh oh) I told him I got a plan and I'm gonna dominate And I don't need any man to be getting in my way But if you talk with your hands then we can negotiate (whoa oh oh oh) I'll just keep moving my body (yeah,yeah) I'm always ready to party (yeah,yeah) No I don't listen to mommy (yeah,yeah) And I'll never say that I'm sorry I am American girl Hot blooded and I'm ready to go I'm loving taking over the world Hot blooded, all American girl (Whoa oh oh oh ) I was raised by a television Every day is a competition Put the key in my ignition (Oh-way-oh)

Me IRL

Happy birthday, caesar salad

Good morning

Smoking this week if y'all wanna come over

My HOA is prepping for a bike parade this morning, and they're playing Daybreak by Michael Haggins over the PA. Community fans will remember this song.