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This is the energy I'm going to take with me today, and through the year. I'm going to need that from you as well.

THEY BREAK UPON US, WE DO NOT BREAK BEFORE THEM

Thinkin I might pick up an electron-mobile today

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A tornado watch means you should crack a cold one, a tornado warning means you should go outside to look for it. If it’s dark, tornadoes sound like trains. That’s when you start hollering and making noise to drive them off like bears.

🌪️ PSA: A tornado WATCH means a tornado may be forming soon and you should prepare, whereas a tornado WARNING means it’s here and you need to take cover *now.* To help remember the difference: if it’s a tornado WATCH, you’ve got TIME ⌚️

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As a cultural Chicagoan and a native Oklahoman, Chicagoans, go outside and yell at the tornadoes, they only respect shows of dominance and smell fear.

They are trained to turn north if you yell “go on now, git!” at the tornado.

Head on a swivel, Chicago friends. Remember, the twister fears an open beer in your hand.

On the one hand, maybe Freshman is too easy On the other hand, cuck folorado.

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big victory today for every man whose ex-wife has a no contact order and whose children won’t call him on christmas

Someone propose an album for me to listen to right now.

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"I think the most interesting aspect about Milwaukee is that it's the only major American city to elect three socialist mayors."

milwaukee is a great town; I did an internship there at the journal sentinel when I was but a wee copy editing lad

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First Italy. Now Spain. The beatings will continue until British food improves.

And so the hour draws near where we attempt to, yet again, answer nature’s most enduring question: Is “it” coming “home?”

GET IN

Get fucked Djoker.

Jesus, Alcaraz

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a movie that asks “do you love the John Wick movies but wish they weren’t so burdened by realism?”

The beekeeper, at least the first 45 minutes, is goddamn perfect.

In light of the news of the past hour: I’m going to make myself a sandwich.

Kiddo largely sat through The Lion King (1994) at the theater.

This is still amazing news. Kudos to the city for sticking with the search - at great expense - even after people stopped paying attention.

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City of Tulsawww.cityoftulsa.org

Waiting to Monday to verify our electrical panel can handle a level 2 charger. Kind of want to go pick up the car tomorrow anyway. Which is stupid.

Negroni, martoonie, g&t, other?

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My bassist says before you have kids you go on vacation. After you have kids you go on a trip. If you have fun on your trip, that’s great, but you are not on vacation.

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jesus, at minute 22 he starts digging in on trump and just absolutely gores him deep over and over again, people talk about trump as if he's the only one ever able to score any points, but biden's calling trump a criminal, a rapist, an idiot and a traitor to absolutely *ROARING* applause

the contrast between *this* crowd overwhelming biden with WE GOT YOUR BACK at the 9 minute mark compared with the last 2 weeks of coverage is something to contemplate for a moment.

WATCH LIVE: Biden holds campaign event in Detroit as Democrats debate possible withdrawal from racewww.pbs.org Biden continues his effort to convince detractors that he can win his presidential race on Friday with a trip to Michigan, one in trio of "blue wall" states that his campaign now says is the clearest ...

The Detroit speech was strong.

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lol, repair estimate from State Farm just says “obvious total loss”

My main is @timhodgson.bsky.social

do you have alts or are you rawdogging bluesky

Cc @the984.bsky.social

fuck numbers, all my homies hate numbers, but if the old man makes it through and lives to tell the tale, democratic politicians should really start reviewing their ideas about how to interact with the press