Andrew Parker: The sentiment that Nicola Coughlan is hot “only if you believe that all bodies are beautiful” from a dude too ugly to have a profile pic of himself (and that’s a low bar, even I have one) is laughable.

The sentiment that Nicola Coughlan is hot “only if you believe that all bodies are beautiful” from a dude too ugly to have a profile pic of himself (and that’s a low bar, even I have one) is laughable.

Only if you believe that "all bodies are beautiful," or whatever the slogan of the month is.

How do you find these absolute gems of people?

Just lucky, I guess

Lots of thirsty people in the world like Jonathan who will say whatever for reactions and that sweet, sweet clout.

Can't they just say normal weird shit like, "Hotdogs are sandwiches AND should have ketchup and mayo and no mustard or relish."

Hold on, a hotdog is a hoagie. It's a piece of meat in a open-faced bread roll.

Hoagie is a subsection of the category "sandwich".

Oh, I know. Just being hyperspecific because *reasons.* Technically, a Gyro is a Taco, too. You could flip that, if you so choose. Hot Cereals are soups. ALL THE FOOD HOT TAKES.

He likely has a big chip on his shoulder about something, maybe he has a grudge against certain people, certain ideas, maybe he just gets off on being an asshole for no reason than it gets attention.

He's just a shitty troll. I don't mean that trolls are shitty. A good one is hilarious. He's just a sad boi that hasn't grown up past the "har har fat people are fun to make fun of" schtick.

@comgeek39.bsky.social, side question, but is that PfP from Silverstein?

Wrong. I'm too handsome to have a profile pic.

No one likes or shares your posts, so trolling is the only way you get clout.

It suffices for me! ❤

I’m sorry your life is that sad. 😞

I'm not! 👍🏽

Thanks for admitting your life is sad.

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