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Phish, moe., bad takes and lots of dreaming

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T-reasonous R-apist U-nderage M-assage getting P-redator Don’t let last Saturday’s events fool you into forgetting who he is

I just did the very adult thing of calling, on the phone (!), my car insurance company to get my policy reinstated after I forgot to make a payment. Please clap 👏

Me: I’m not gonna have dinner tonight, not hungry *takes 3 hits of weed* Me 20 minutes later:

Oh, to be Prince Caspian afloat upon the waves Oh, to be Prince Caspian, With nothing to return to but the demons in their caves

Present Me is very happy that Past Me made 2 meals of this yesterday (It doesn’t look like much but it’s delicious…Tilapia(soaked/breaded/butter fried) in a lemon/parm cream sauce with cheesy risotto and broccoli)

While you’re on this lonely trip Keep a watch for other ships And if by chance our vessels pass Perhaps we’ll finally meet at last

Giddy-up

Tilapia, cheesy risotto with broccoli, Parmesan/lemon cream sauce

Have a good night

Beachin’ it

Eastern Point lighthouse as seen from the breakwater #photography #NewEngland #CapeAnn

This could have been a hit, I think, if we stayed together as a band lol and probably promoted it on.soundcloud.com/F51K1gkf7JtR...

Black Hearted Fever.mp3on.soundcloud.com Stone Creatures were sculpted out of the crunchy, psychadelic fuzz sounds of '70s era rock and '90s grunge. With an underlying blues influence, Stone Creatures brings emotion and energy to the music

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I know this is going to sound hokey but as anxiety-riddled as things are at the moment, I’m sort of blown away by the hope that a gorgeous sunrise brings? It’s like: Whatever the day may bring, here’s a lovely beginning

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I have this awesome game we can all take part in. The game is called “shut the fuck up when you’re at an acoustic set”

Do you like new music? If you didn’t know, I bang on things, hopefully in time and to help create the right mood for the song. Here are 8 videos for 8 songs that my band released at the end of last year youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Ash & Cinder (Music Videos)youtube.com Ash & Cinder Music Videos: 1 - Snowblind Blues 2 - The Cycle 3 - One Lie 4 - Emotion & Disposal 5 - Guillotine 6 - Hollywood Monday 7 - Hummingbird 8 - Runni...

Without saying “yes” is Ken’s salad dressing absolute trash or what?

I think I may have written (in my head) my first stand up joke based on this. Might workshop it, might not

You know what’s fun? Living You know what’s not that fun? Life

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Holy Wave is a great band out of Austin I saw a couple of years ago. Their van has given up the ghost about a week before months of touring (including dates opening for STRFKR.) Here’s an opportunity to directly support the arts (and four people’s livelihoods) in a real way. Small bands work so hard

Support Holy Wave's Tour Van Replacement, organized by Julian Ruizwww.gofundme.com Hello friends and fam, With about a week left before we’re supposed to leave … Julian Ruiz needs your support for Support Holy Wave's Tour Van Replacement

I was just getting so real good nap z’s in

It’s like the episode of The Simpsons where they keep making Bart say the thing and he gets increasingly depressed every time he has to say it

i saw that the hawk tuah broad has a management company now and you know good for her get as much out of this moment as possible. but what is she going to do. are they going to book her on seth meyer to say hawk tuah on tv or waht

Good morning BlueSky

Saw one parked in the diviest of dive bar/Chinese restaurant parking lots today. I definitely lol’d out loud to myself as I drive by

Today I learned that Cybertrucks cost $120,000. Dude, you could have bought a Porsche 911 or a Jaguar F-Type and instead you bought a car that looks like a rejected 3D model from the 1982 Disney movie TRON

The correct thing to do is read roughly 70% of my tweets…er skeets…uh, posts…in your best Norm Macdonald voice. The other 30% should probably have you wondering about my mental health

Seeking new purpose. Being 43 and an empty nester is weird

Having a moment of gratitude for where I live #beach #NewEngland

Another 10/10 day

Memories…

Quite the day

Heckuva day